Apparently because of the new drugs I am on.

No. Mine are significantly hairier. This was just a random image I found today.

Heretical, not blasphemous.

Why does it feel like the room is spinning?

Did it have lupus?

Fucking allergies.

How do RSS feeds even work?

My school taught me all about contractions, and also taught us that they are great in informal conversation, but you should never use them in formal papers.

Except ain't, which ain't even a real word.

Allergies.

Allergieeeeeees

Contractions ain't so bad.

I may have depression.

I'd like to inform any of you that did not already know that "where" and "wherefore" do not mean the same thing. At all.

A couple nights ago, I dreamed that I was shot in my left shoulder right by my neck with a shotgun. There was more to my dream before that, such as my mother screaming after what I could only assume was someone's brain matter splattering against the windshield of the car we were in (I couldn't see i...