Beard hasn't really done much for me.

I like it, though. *shrug*

For some reason I am thinking banana peel.

Two reasons:

1) Better performance because of parallelism.
2) Probably cheaper.

I'll be honest, I don't really know the degree of the first point, and I may be wrong on the second point.

I'm going to have to look some of this up when I get back home, but I will suggest getting two 4GB RAM sticks instead of one 8GB RAM stick.

I built Virgil by myself! \o/

A cat tree.

Bad puns have never cotton me anywhere.

My car's name in Clancy. He's a Ford Focus.

They did not want anything to do with me at the time.

Hey you know what's not great? People at work bringing up your ex.

I feel so incredibly lonely.

I lived in the area for over 5 years without a car.

I finally caved in so I could have a richer social life. >_>

Yes, there is: give me a fist bump.

That sucks, man. You're to young for me to buy you a drink, so could I send you a set of dice instead? I have plenty of extras.