Language + Dialects = confusion

In all seriousness, my Mom's birthday was yesterday.

Squirtle = Best starter ever.

Scyther = Rape.

wtf is Mairio Brothers? Didn't the narrator know how to say Mario's name? ..... The Italians pronounce the name that way. And... I still call him that myself despite knowing better. I've tried to change it a little but it's not very successful. wait, what? I'm half Italian, and I've never heard my ...

new pic of wriggle:

wtf is Mairio Brothers?
Didn't the narrator know how to say Mario's name?

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaario! where are you!?!" *gets grabbed by crab claw*

Hendane making an official translation of EoSD:

http://www.hendane.com/shop/prod_touhou.html

I suppose that's true. If you REALLY want to go there, I could reply saying that I was making it up. But because it's April 1st, there's always the possibility that I was in actuality telling the truth. BUUUT, If I did say that, there's always the possibility that I was lying about not lying about l...