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Today's post is brought to you by nostalgia.







Also I'm aware I'm the only one who will understand the last image, but it was just too perfect to ignore.

I nearly got trapped at work due to the Christmas parade.

My boss had to run outside and beg the police officer to let me leave.

I felt like Ness trying to leave Onett.

But (un)fortunately I didn't have to fight the cops to get to Twoson.

If someone offered me Canadian citizen, I'd go in a fucking heartbeat.

pain and blood oh yay

@negzee

did they keep trying to ask if you were from china

noodles:

trap hipster

hahahahaha

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hahhahahahahaha...!

tee...teehee.

I don't know why Batman is a cute kitty, but

woobiewoobiesocute

wait, what, no, Starfe, sorry! Not you. Sorry, I meant the photos I posted of my friend and the pedobear. Yuna, negzee, and Maxine all quoted the image outside its spoiler tags, when I explicitly put the photos behind spoiler tags because they're of my friends and not me, and I respect their privacy...

More like a funny situation I guess. We were having a hard time getting the ancient wood folding table legs to collapse. So finally I'm just like "fuck this. I'm googling this." and I pull up the patent records for the table (filed in 1939!) and look at the diagram to see how the damn thin...

Finished Inventor's Companion the other night, marathon style. It was meh. Everything worked out a little too easily for the main characters, and I never really felt like there was strong drama or emotion pull. Lots of sex scenes, though. The main character was a little too perfect; he behaved exact...

Guys, I put those behind a spoiler for a reason. Please edit your posts and re-insert my spoiler tags.

But yes, I agree, that is the best photo ever.

tl;dr

please tell me how awesome I'm being