My husband is at home eating an entire cake by himself.

retailer mark-up on video games is tiny

My butt hurts because the padding for the seat of the stool at work is thin.

Jeff Bridges and Mia Farrow and Alan Arkin provided the voices!

and the soundtrack is by America.

I mean.

It's kind of the best thing ever.

... but we should all read the book first! :3

I heard that Zamisk says 'eh' a lot

you are lucky I'm a mod and feel compelled to read all the things

Windows '95 will be released in 2595

my penis... so small

Hmm. I'm sorry to say, but I have to agree with Zamisk here. Non-alcoholic beer is still beer, so you should not drink it if you're abstaining. Pretty sure Kino is just trying to avoid becoming intoxicated, I can't say I see how this would be cheating. Yes, that's it, I'm just not getting intoxicat...

why doesn't bacon club exist?

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@jackelope well, yes, but he's not very cuddly. The might jackelope is hung above the hallway door... I'm the one who insisted on its placement, and I regret it constantly. XD so scary! Doesn't help that we're both convinced the jackelope is cursed. I also have a stuffed elephant head wall trophy. A...