flip a coin, or choose and gender neutral name and just start writing it -- see what the character says about things

It makes me wish the English language wasn't so gender-specific, so you could easily write a gender-neutral character...

It's like you're not even a real person now.

Didn't your name used to be capitalized?

sneaking into the theater?!!

Guys. Guys. Seriously. I hit myself in the face with a car door. I opened the door to get in my car, like you do, and the damn thing somehow slammed shut on my face as I was standing there in the street. It really hurts and I think I broke my face. It hurts if I laugh, or smile, or make a sad face. ...

do it rain

Well, I'm done. Only took me forever, but I finished A Dance with Dragons, so I'm all caught up on my Song of Ice and Fire. I get to sit among the tortured waiting for the 6th book, which I expect to be released around 2525. My only thought right now is (major spoiler): HAR! Jon Snow got fucking Cae...

I *love* that photo of adorable noodles.

I've been invited to spend the weekend at a millionaire's luxury lake mansion. I'll be jet-skiing, tubing, and lounging in the jacuzzi.

wut?

yes

the founder of the Weather Channel is from Norfolk, and a local journalist wrote a biography for the guy.

Which means I'm here at work for the signing/talk.

The talk has gone on for 48 minutes.

fffffuuuuuu

Kino, you sound suspiciously like me, when it comes to writing. Sometimes its terrifying. But have you ever thought about writing about yourself ? (..) because every person has a beautiful tale to tell. I don't think writing about myself would produce a beautiful tale. I would never write my own li...

Fuck Verizon. They're acting like they didn't take $96.22 out of my bank account and set up a recurring payment. According to them, they don't even have my check card information on file. According to my bank, since the recurring pay was set up by Verizon using my information, there's nothing they c...