My avatar is concerned his disguise isn't working.

I've assured kinobot that no one can tell, though.

Shotgun. Assuming you have ammo and noise is not an issue. Ultimately the battle will be decided by food and water supplies. Assuming you survive the first 24-36 hours and can reach a fortified, secure position, adequate supplies will ensure survival. Also no risks, no daring rescues, and absolute t...

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we have none

the desktop is part hand-me-down, part-built, and thus significantly cheaper

is he a duck?

If so, I got some bread he can have.

There are some Japanese navy ships visiting -- we're one of only 2 locations in the US they'll be visiting. You can go tour the ships, which I really want to do, but the hours they're leading tours overlap the hours I work. However right now there are 6 Japanese sailors in the store. I'm listening t...

A sword would be a very, very bad weapon for zombies.

You'd be better off with a mace, club, or even a baseball bat.

Or, yes, a halberd -- but if they close in on space, you're gonna want something with less reach.

Too many posts to catch up with. Still have work to do. Should not be here. Wish there were a "mark all posts as read" button. dude there totally is I did not know it existed until the other day, but it does. It's on the board index, top right, just below the "Read the Rules!" b...

I thought he was Scythian.

w...why would you ever sell that?!

I'd just go sit in all day long and feel like a total badass.

Second question, how does one just happen to own a panzer? Did he buy it, or did it, like, wander into his house one day like a stray dog.

Don't feed the geese, though, they're assholes and need to GTFO.

Ducks, though. Duckes are so cute. quackquackquack! I think it'd be fun to be a duck.

hardcore hardcover!

...that'd be a cool book display for work, actually

and King loves the magic negro/retard trope (Green Mile, Dreamcatcher, etc) And no, I'm not linking to TV tropes. Because I love you. So I'm about 250 pages into a Feast for Crows and I've hit a wall. I just don't care about too many of the narrators. I'm really getting through to get through it at ...

will not unsee

How do y'all feel about those thicker handcooked/kettle style chips? I think they're so-so. I really really really like them. Depends. I've had some local/fresh ones that are mind-blowing (the Hideaway back home does a type with garlic-parmesan flavor and it's adfgghfsdroooool good) and some small-...