I couldn't possibly pick my favorite quotes. The entire opening sequence is hilarious (well, that's jumping, right there, what you're doing) and then [hide]when GlaDOS is a potato[/hide] and later [hide]"you're a box with legs. this is literally the only thing you are designed to do!"[/hide]

CONSPIRACY

;__; I am not internet famous*

*[hide]anymore[/hide]

Yes, I believe the two wrote the book while across the country -- one in New York and one in Vancouver, I think? It's definitely a "only possible with internet" type collaboration. Once you get started on the story you'll see how they could do it, though. I always wonder about collaboratio...

Like noodles, I work in a very face-forward retail environment. I'm alright at smiling and making polite talk about the weather, current events, books, whatever. I will often complement women on their shoes, purse, glasses, whatever -- that's standard female reciprocation right there. Whenever someo...

Didn't that 'war on terror' end when Bush II left the office? I thought it was a silly term to start with. Yeah, Obama's administration (afaik) is very careful not to use loaded terminology like "War of Terror" and "Axis of Evil" -- Obama's speech last night was very clear to av...

There are so many Portal 2 quotes I'd want to use, but half of them are spoilerish.

On an unrelated to royalty note:

omg yes want

42 is the most serious answer ever

what can I say <3 he makes me laugh

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No way. I don't get up that early.