[s]what can he shove down your throat[/s]

Oh, um, what?

Me: Hey, did you get me anything for Valentine's Day?
Him: Nope.
Me: Good, I didn't get you anything either.

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because I saw this:

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and nearly DIED FROM LULZ

Umm...This is one of the reasons that I write a lot of my stories in third person. I know that I lose a bit of what is going on in the main characters head, but in return, I get to describe everything going on around them much more clearly. I suppose the main reason I like to do this is because mos...

I'm not a fan of ciders. </3 What about wheat beers such as Blue Moon and Shock Top? Never had Shock Top (although I've seen it in stores) and Blue Moon is rather meh for me; it's made by Coors and I'd rather have a Hoegaarden, which is far superior. Don't get me wrong, ciders are delicious -- if y...

I like that idea, Sampson! I've realized that my story has a serious flaw with the view-point character. Being as it is first-person, present-tense, with an extremely limited understanding of the greater world, it's just getting more and more awkward. Would he know to call a ship's deck a deck? What...

Got my co-worker/friend addicted to Mirage of Blaze

fuck.

yeah.

cannot wait to watch more of this bitch

favorite anime of all time

they see me magusing

they be hatin'

Are those cookies made by actual, real scout girls? Or are they mass-produced and just vaguely sanctioned by the Supreme Scout Girl? *imagines ordained scout girl blessing each box* the little brownie baking company mass-produces the cookies and packages them exclusively for girl scout cookie sales...