I sit around and do internet for 6 goddamn hours -- why don't I use this time to READ my stupid book.

FIREPIG USES BACON

ITS SUPER DELICIOUS

Grass starters for me as well, except for killer penguin

I have a bard plucking a lyre while reciting passages from the Iliad

I studied all three great epics (Iliad, Odyssey, Aeneid) through various courses (Odyssey in two different High School English classes, Iliad, Odyssey and Aeneid in Latin, Iliad in Western Civ I, Aeneid in Roman Empire, Odyssey and Iliad in Western Lit) -- and the Odyssey is still my favorite, if no...

I never pick the fire starter either, but my husband loves pigs (he exclaims over piglets the way I do over kittens, it's so cute) and, thus, I shall have me a FIREPIG.

also I want his chief attack to be bacon

I would love to give a baby to a deserving couple.

Of course that would require being pregnant.

GOGOMAGICUTERUS?!

Him: Well, go ahead and finish your beer, I'm gonna take a crap Me: Yeah from the smell of your last fart you need to *moments later* Me: Do you have the door open? Him: Yes Me: Dammit, Mr Kino! Shut that. I don't want to hear you shit. Him: But you can't see me! Me: I can hear you! If I was in ther...