do you catch him licking them sometimes?

when I'm a widow, I'm replacing my husband with his weight in cats

oooooooooo well aren't you fancy

And I agree completely that King's writing is not to my taste and really could have huge amounts of text cut. But, as people like noodles will tell you, that's what they love about him. King's found an audience that just loves his writing and treasures every last overly expansive and needless paragr...

I BLAME YOU

my dad loves Justin Beiber

and Twilight

I think he's secretly a 14 year old girl

FUCK YOU TOO COLD

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80[/youtube]

You might say this cat is Sisypuss!

Mr Kino "I will never understand why people choose to live someplace where you can't even go outside half the year because you'll fucking freeze to death" Me, "You know, Calgary is one of the coldest places on Earth. It was -40 there not too long ago" Mr Kino "TOO DAMN COLD&...