I don't understand your intended insult

Brownies and Guinness for dinner? Yes, please.

It is a truth I have peacefully accepted.

I'm not a very nice person. :3

I think it has to do with being dumb as fucking shit.

Anything kids like + anything popular/trendy = satan

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they'd also belong to me and, thus, not be the quaint mix of "oh, look, my relative!" and "hahaha glad that it's not my problem" -- if it starts crying, I can just ignore it; the child's keeper will attend to it. Again, I know with absolute certainty that I would be physically vi...

always good to hear about you liking kids wait what fuck you The original before he edited it was something like "good to hear you can like kids" because he thinks you're a bitter, children-hating old hag. With a beard. I do hate children. Except the ones I'm related to. I tolerate them a...

these are the shoes I wear pretty much every day

I have an identical pair in brown

what if the pokemon you acquire is gardevoir?

fucking then what?