I hate kids. They're loud and stupid and noisy; actually, they remind me of ill-behaved dogs in that regard.

And the sound of children crying makes my ears bleed. I cannot stand stand it.

I would honestly commit violence upon a child, so I can't have any.

It's better for everyone that way.

but noodles is delicious. we often discuss how much we wish to eat warm delicious noodles

ohmygod there are children and they're crying gaaaaahhhhh THE SOUND MAKES ME GO CRAAZZYYYYY FFUUUU MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP BEFORE I KILL IT this is why I'm never going to have children; I'd fucking murder the noisy bastards EDIT: OMMGGG OMG OMG TRY NOT TO LOL KINO TRY NOT TO LOL Mom walks through ...

Also, kids are very lean (well, non-American kids, anyway). I would almost suggest a half cup of cream to the broth, to add some body. Either that, or simmer the onions in a half cup of butter until they are translucent, and then introduce the entire mixture to the recipe. You can trust my input on...

I've beat that [hide]overgrown chicken[/hide] like a majillion times now! ;___; I must be missing something else...

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Babies, yeah, but once they get active they're just all stringy and gamy, like venison or squirrel

you clearly have not consumed as many children as I have

they are so delicious and quiet when dead

The [hide]foremast[/hide]? I have that.

Easy Child Stew: 3-4 lbs desired meat, trimmed of fat and cubed into 1 inch pieces 3-4 large potatoes, cubed 2 large onions, diced 2 cans beef broth 24oz salsa of choice 1 tbsp pepper 1 tsp each basil and thyme Layer vegetables under meat in a slow cooker. Pour salsa and broth on top, season, cover ...

Ah, yes, I remember what it was like working an hourly wage for a corporate overlord, never allowed to stop moving, every second you're on the clock you have to be working... Much happier working for a little independent business where I can mind the store on weekends and sit down when I feel like i...

Murder the children and eat them

they make a tasty soup

hehehe I'm getting paid to read yaoi manga right now... >__>