?? have you never heard of putting fries in the oven? If you look on a bag of fries I'm sure you'll even see directions for the stove. Maxine... they're still fried. Frozen french fries (and the fries you get at work from corporate vendors) are "parfried" before being shipped. This is why...

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you have discovered what every Southerner already knows to be true:

deep fry the shit out of anything and it will taste delicious

deep fried oreos? deep fried macaroni and cheese? deep fried twinkies?

fuckin' redneck ambrosia

Made Coq au Vin last night and felt trés chic

Original 150 all the way!

Except fucking geodude and zubats

and goddamn ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata

uuuggghh grinding....!

needs to be a "Sleep for 14 days" button

excuse me sir, the deluxe valium package for you? Ah, yes, our finest draught of sleeping [s]poison[/s] aide...

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THATS A NUMBERWANG

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