Poor Maxine. I'd do it, but I'm not a good enough EO gamer to qualify. I mean, I own the games, I just don't keep up with playing the games enough to really help out.

And I wouldn't have the proper amount of time.

I also like the Princess

I don't have a problem with either the am/pm system or 24-hour time. Both are simply arbitrary means of measurement that break the observable world down into human-graspable concepts. And people get way too attached to them. I prefer regular (for me) am/pm time keeping, but this is because I am used...

Maybe I'd think they were awesome if I ever used one.

I must say, though, that I can't find fault with the regular kind. I like best to leave a tiny bit un-opened to keep the lid attached.

I guess I have to go to work tomorrow .... stupid hurricane... >__>;;

WHAT THE FUCKING WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?!!

But seriously how lazy do you have to be that you need an electric can opener?

Seriously.

But it is looking like the threat is diminishing. Not that that is stopping my parents from worrying their little hearts out, of course.

Within minutes of arriving in Virginia, I spotted a billboard in a small town that had a huge Confederate flag with the slogan DON'T HATE: EDUCATE YOURSELF about the history of this symbol . And right across the street, no joke, was some poor black dude walking to work at his autobody shop. :3 herro...

Wait. Wait.

Electric can openers?

The mind boggles.

I've never seen one. Don't know anyone who has one. I've also never heard the term "butterfly opener" before; that's just a can opener.

....why would a can opener not work if you don't have electricity? o__o



Do they make kinds other than this?

I don't know, noodles...

This is when you "accidentally" drop your cell phone in the toilet

"accidentally"

Sooooo, looks like I might not have to go to work Friday when the hurricane hits. They've evacuated the Outer Banks (which are about 90 minutes southeast of here), and we're under a "Tropical Storm warning" with a "Hurricane watch" for the moment. It's still iffy as to how close ...

There is a poster at work in the bathroom, and it advertises some children's storybook about a dog going to the vet...

and the dog's nose looks just like a penis.

....cannot unsee

Maxine you don't get it. YOU WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST

LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

TO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST

TO TRAIN THEM

IS YOUR CAUSE....