RAMEN IS DELICIOUS AND CHEAP

Look, kid, we think you might have a problem. You've been in the Gaming Center for a week now. You're not answering your Pokegear, even when your mom calls, and we're pretty sure you haven't battled anyone in days. You do remember what the purpose of this game is, right? Put down the Voltorb Flip, k...

The blue paint was also radioactive

That's how he got so fast

True story

TIMMAH! I'd own RockBand if it weren't for the dual fact that 1) No one would play it with me enough to jusyify 2) the price tag and 3) I don't know 95% of all the songs When are they coming out with Mozart's RockBand in which the drums are replaced by pianola, the guitars become a violin and a cell...

Okay, seriously? I don't think I've ever even seen anyone eat Butterscotch, what the heck kind of strange pudding conspiracy is this? Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana, and Tapioca are the only flavors I've seen outside the pudding aisle in the store, like, as in someone actually made it. Now I need to hun...

just sleep with your professor, Maxine. duh!

Honestly I'm not that concerned about the wedding, provided no major disaster happens. And by "Major disaster" I mean Tornado, death, explosion, fire, car wreck, etc. If the cake falls off the table, if my cousin shits her pants at the reception, WHATEVER, so long as everyone is safe and h...

he's really good at his job