I don't care if they are miniature black-holes , just gimme the butter--I mean, food. OMG borrowing this description of her eyes. It fits so perfect. I'm super addicted to Iron Chef. It's some of the only TV I'll watch. Like, 6 times a year I happen to watch an hour of TV, and it's 99% of the time ...

I love Amazon as much as I fear and hate it. It uses its huge numbers to bully price points and is destroying the brick&mortar bookstore experience. Which, I don't know about you, but I find it absolutely essential to HOLD A BOOK IN MY HANDS before making a decision. I will use Amazon to browse ...

Don't you work in the back room of a clothing store? Yes, and they liked me so much that I was promoted to Assistant Manager. Dear Oklahoma, Hi. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yesterday it was warm and sunny, a wonderful 72 degrees (even though it was windy -- fuck you, I like skirts, why can't y...

Paula Deen's dead, soulless eyes freak me out.

ELLO KITTY

So, um, I really love this avatar.

I guess after nearly two years I can change.

Farewell, winking kitty, until we meet again.

EVERYONE PALES IN COMPARISON TO KINO

I am going to beat you unconscious and steal those.

Just saying.

The other day I bought new clothes. I bought a grey jumper dress, a grey skirt, a black bolero, a purple bolero, and a plain white shirt.

yayyy skirrtss

Kino has a passion for homosexual wizards in literature. :3 sounds delicious. <_< err... I can only offer underage kids going off on (mis)adventures This sounds like a dangerous combination of ideas! ? Really? Sounds like it's been done before... with Harry Potter. Now I can't help but think Maxine...

Hey Kino, you should contribute to the text games story. Noodles seems to have forgotten about it and I don't want to update what I've already written. MOST EXCELLENT I shall do this when I have the time. Currently I'm catching my breath in between jobs. (10am-5pm, 6:30pm-9:30pm schedule today)

TO SAY NOTHING OF THE CAT-BEARD

I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
to train them is my caaaauuuusssse...