I swiped a ton of individual half-and-half containers from IHOP to put in my tea in the mornings <3

lol numbers

Which reminds me of this beautiful quote from class last week:

Columbus was like a History major... 12,000 miles, 5,000 miles, eh, what's the difference.

All the history majors chuckled.

I don't expect you to understand.

I WANT (YOU) TO LIVE I believe it was they're trying to say with Il faut vivre, although I don't think that grammar is correct. Switzerland <333 @HK/UK Yeah! That does bug me whenever I see it. It's like when people forget the extra hair for characters like Norway, Greece, Korea, etc. @In Heaven... ...

OH MAN DONT GO OUT IN YOUR JAMMIES





Repeat, since this is still my favorite piece of EB art ever:

When I was little, my brother would let me play on his game-saves once he beat something, so I could just run around without impunity. I spent many, many a happy hour running around as Link's Lawn Care Service.

I GONNA GE ON E US OUWEEEENNN!

I'm so fucking sick of nothing in Oklahoma being online, or looking like a 1990s geocities website.

Seriously, Oklahoma, get with the fucking 21st century.

If at all possible I prefer May 9th since "May" is such a short name for a month anyway.

Although when I was little I struggled with it since, due to my speech problems, it came out as "May Knife"

Really, the only reason Internet Explorer exists is so you can download Firefox. Eh. I've been forced to use Firefox for over a month now due to a certain website and I hate it. I want IE8 back. You are the sort of web user that we web coders would love to kill. Which, Sampson or Remmé, and why?