@Rain You should instead take Creative Writing from my fiance! You'll just need to commute to Oklahoma on Saturday to attend his classes. Heh. I'm sitting here in the computer lab at school. I've been printing MFA application forms for nearly 2 hours now. I have a 2-inch stack of papers I've printed...

OH GOD THE TORNADO SIRENS SAVE YOUR SELFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Oh. Yeah. 1st Tuesday of the month.

SHIT THEYRE EVERYWHERE

Poor Maxine...

I don't even know what to say. This is way too fucking awesome for words.

I SAVE EVERYONE FROM HIV/AIDS

Oh man now the song is stuck in my head.... so catchy...

You know, I don't think I actually ever picked up my high school diploma.

Also, noodles is too young for vagina. He wouldn't know what to do with it. He'd get confused and put his cock in her nose or something.

I wanna play Lysie's game!

YEAH ITS TOTALLY WAY FUCKING COOL

YOU FOUND A GOLDEN SKULLTULA