Man you know what I hate? I hate the fact that I can't read ANYTHING on 360 games because I don't have an HDTV. Fucking lame. Also bitching about the fact that my spazzy TV was just REFUSING to stop spazzing the other night. Like usually it spazzes during the first 5-20 minutes but will settle down,...

MAXINE LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

I picked up the first Sookie Stackhouse book, Dead Until Dark. I'd been meaning to read this series forever anyway.

Must say the TV show is immensely preferable. Strange to say, but totally true.

I have never once parallel parked. Last time I did it was on the last day of driver's ed. Didn't even have to do it for the actual driver's test. Just get as much practice as you can, Maxine... you'll get more comfortable. I hate driving (NYC was a dream with all that public transport!) but sadly Am...

YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE SAMPSON YOU JERK HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT FLUTTERNUTTER HE IS LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK THERE AND CAN HEAR YOU ASSHOLE

Oh boy I don't know how I'll spend my evening. Actually, cancel that, I'm pretty sure it's going to be exactly like this: Me: *walks in* Hi! Him: Hey. Me: *sits* How was class? Him: It was okay. Me: So I don't have to go to work tonight! Him: Oh, cool. Let's watch some True Blood. Me: Okay! *gets a ...

These games look atrociously not-fun (for me.)

But they look like something I'd like to watch my fiance play.

wait, what's the worst sig ever? The bear?

They could die in a fire, and then be cremated.

That'd work.