So, this is another first for me! Couple of teenage kids came to see if we'd like our lawn mowed for $10. I said, hells yeah! They're outside now doing it. I gave them each a cup of water (would have been lemonade if I'd had any, or beer if they were 21) and plan on giving a little tip if they do a ...

I am so not surprised you knew that.

NOODLES SHOULD SHUT HIS FACE

LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND A PICTURE OF NOODLES

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NOODLES IS A LIAR THEY BOTH LIVE IN MY [s]HEAD[/s] CLOSET

Our mailman is LOUSY and gives us at least one wrong address a week. Sometimes they're not even close, or its for 606 or 660 or some juxtapose of numbers, or for like the half house that is behind ours (666 1/2 W Blah Ave). Then whenever we try and write "WRONG ADDRESS" it just sits there ...

That is why we have a NSFW gallery, noodles.

DUUUUUH

I dreamed that I had plans for Spring Break, but when I got my work schedule I had like 4 closing GSM shifts and there was no one who could take them and I was freaking out about it.

True Story: *ring ring* Me: BlahBlahBlah Books, this is Kino, how can I help you? Him: We just got something for Dotty McPerson from Texas. Looks like a birthday card. Me: Yeah, I saw that. Our mailman sucks. Him: This one's addressed to us though. Me: What's the address? Him: 666 N BlahStreet Me: N...

RAIN DONT DONT DO IT DONT COME TO OKLAHOMA WARNING WARNING AVOID OKLAHOMA AT ALL COSTS D: @California One California school just skyrocketed into the short list by virtue of offering classes in science-fiction and pornography (like, Marquis de Sade, not Playboy). And it's in Southern California (Val...