False. I am woman!

The person below me has eaten curry recently

Eat delicious salsa, smoke lots of weed, and then sneak across the border.

What would you do if you lived in Russia?

MY SUN-ANIMALCULE IS SO CUTE

LIKE ME

Lie there and hope my fiance carries out my wishes to kill me.

What would you do if you lived in Japan?

Eat it quickly!

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow without any legs?

O HAI I CAUGHT A STAR

THIS IS ME WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

not to be confused with when I didn't wish you a happy birthday

JUST SO WE ARE CLEAR

[s]EAT IT I DONT LIKE DRAGONS[/s]

Train it to fly me around on its back <3

What would you do if bees made porkchops and pigs made honey?

IF I SLEEP WITH NOODLES

ITS LIKE SLEEPING WITH A HOLLYWOOD TV SUPERSTAR

I used to watch south park. I do not anymore for a lack of television on which to watch said program.

The person below me has their first day of summer school today

Skitter my way to work. Scare small children. Cry terrifying bug tears.

What would you do if a unicorn was in your backyard?

Earthbound

Favorite playground equipment?

@MilkyWay Midnights
Dark chocolate and vanilla nougat. I like them better than the original, because I love dark chocolate

mmm I want those sandals!

Maybe we should move this topic to the trash can or something?

Hilarious as it is XD