I imagine having the internet in my ear would be annoying after a while. But being the internet would be all porn and stupidity... Gaaah. I guess have the internet in my ear, and then I'd hope for early deafness. Would you rather receive a dollar for every hair on your head, or a nickel for every bl...

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These are awesome, thank you!

Wow! That's tough. On the one hand, I could fly my car to Japan, but I'd need to pay for the gas. What sort of mileage does a flying car get, anyway? Assuming I could move them where I wished, I'd take the teleportation pods. I think I'd start with one on campus, as I always hate biking to school in...

100-face die. And then when I roll a natural 100... it'd be awesome.

Would you rather never feel hungry or never feel tired?

Paula's Theme

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I nearly cry hearing this song. She's my favorite video game character of all time. I love her, so much.

SENI DONT BREAK MY HEART

If it happened right now? I'd probably be unable to stop them since I'm on the sofa against the outside wall, so the windows are right behind me. But if I was able, I'd run screaming toward the bedroom where my fiance is, and where he keeps his weapon arsenal. I'd probably grab the baseball bat and ...

Huh. I'll have to dl it sometime. o_o