Mr Kino: There are a lot of animal slaughter videos on youtube
Me: Why are you watching them?
Mr Kino: ... I don't know.

So it's really weird to realize I, technically, have written a 200,000-word novel.

And I'm nowhere near my imagined ending.

woke up the other day to pouring rain

I said thunder, weathergods, not rain

rain just means I can't wear cat-hat for fear of getting it wet

Trifkin has a vanilla sex life

Why the hell is Tyrant 5 only available through Diamond Comics and not from Ingram Book company already?! ALSO DIAMOND COMICS WHY DO YOU HAVE A MINIMUM $250 ORDER FOR BOOKSTORES FFFFFFFFffffffffff..... I want to read it sooooo bad. Also have to wait for April for Betrayal 3 -- gack! SO FUCKING GOOD....

my hair is shorter than it's been in a long time

which for me is saying something, since I keep it pretty dang short

stupid Words with Friends on facebook versus my husband

he keeps beating me by like a hundred points

I'm so bad at scrabble .__.

last night for dinner I ate three pieces of bread

I was too lazy to make toast

If "sodomy" is illegal, does that mean I can't have gay sex either? Yes. This is Oklahoma we're talking about. There's a reason he wasn't arrested for animal cruelty or anything like that, the law they're getting him on is "sodomy" which is a serious offense. I just feel bad for...

my husband loves all the point-and-clicks. I never played them, lack of computer/decent computer as a child and all.

I recently got my hair cut EVEN SHORTER.

But I don't have any photos.

If only they had partnered up.

Two days ago, 80 degree weather. Yesterday, hail. Today, tornado weather. <3 Texas Fuck Texas you know what I don't miss? this shit. forgive me while I go hahahaha at your misery. you know what I do miss? fucking thunderstorms, man. I want to lie in bed at night and hear the heart-shaking bursts of...

I'm happy today because I received a present in the mail. Thank you very much, Kimiko!

Possibly like my new favorite thing ever. EVER.