PnP RPG Thread

[Kinokokao]

Undead Fire Mage sounds dangerous

what if you set yourself on fire?

[Drathi]

That's what I realized just after I made him. xD It wasn't my choice of element either. I had to roll a D6 for what element I was. Plus I have wind magic--I got the roll for Mixed Element and got Fire and Wind with blaze.

I also can use parts of dead monsters and characters and put them onto my body with the skill known as "Patchwork Body" in the campaign. Then for perks, I got one that makes this skill even better-- "That ain't Right." Unnatural Body Configuartion.

I can essentially put any body part on any part of my body now. xD

Lemme just look down the list of spells... Yeah, I think I'm going to end up burning myself:



That last spell is clearly overpowered, but my DM decided that since he moved it to tier 5 after I took it, I can keep it with that limit, until Tier 5. xD

[Skele Von Mann]

[Kinokokao]

d6 bleed over d6 turns? fuck you, that's what that spell says.

[Drathi]

And this is why my DM decided to make monsters target me a lot. xD I tried to tell him that the compensation for all this power is that I'm new at playing and newbies as mages are usually very bad at playing them.


...though, nuking has a simple concept.

[Skele Von Mann]

And then you get better at them and proceed to turn the BBEGs into jokes as you become a mini Pun-Pun

[PLA]

Pun-Pun is cute. :3

[Starfe]

[Drathi]

I have a feeling the stuff we're fighting might not make it easy for me to make them bleed. xD

[Skele Von Mann]

then make a spell to give them blood


then bleed them to death

[Drathi]

Also, I completely forgot to mention the best moment of that whole session yesterday:

DM: "Great, so the Princess just used up all her javeleins and can't fight. She's even more useless now."

Me: "Can she give us a morale boost?"


...and we got the morale boost. xD

[Starfe]

[PLA]

Seems etrian.

[Drathi]

[Kinokokao]

So last night I was flying and my allies were on the ground beneath me. One of the attacking enemies has me in a grapple, in the air.

Deneb has a CMB of 4. She's never going to be able to break a grapple.

So instead, I use the Slumber Hex, and put that fucker to sleep.

Which breaks the grapple.

And sends the enemy falling to the ground. To take falling damage.

And I'm like "I cast Staggering Fall!" which is an immediate action that does an extra d6 falling damage, causes the creature to be prone, and staggered upon taking a standard action to stand up.

And wouldn't you know it? That fucking killed it! It was utterly hilarious.

Also at the end of the quest, the DM revealed that I'm getting a new familiar. I adopted a dweomercat cub for my new familiar. It's a 4-eyed, black and purple intelligent cat from the fey wild. It was the runt of its litter and has one gimped back leg <3 I love my new monsterous kitty <3