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So, the new campaign started and my DM not only is getting a kick out of my self-imposed gimmick, but loves how I'm unable to do anything on my own now. xD

Eurdik Penn XV is my new character and he's got a Charisma of 4. I had no problem with that, because I planned on him being the strong, silent, and stoic member of the party. Our characters were all at a party, and because only two of us could attend the session today, it was a pretty short session.

So, here's what happened:



I love this new character. xD

And if we go to jail and my character loses his helmet, he's cutting holes into his shirts and walking around his his shirt wrapped around his head.

^ Wait, your shirt needs more holes to fit on your head?

No. Two holes for me to see through. xD My character wears a visor so nobody sees his face. He doesn't talk, nobody knows what's under his helmet, and his name is an easily abused name for dirty jokes. xD

EDIT: Here's an example...

Eurdik became a Private Investigator.

...giggity. xD

Ah. He'd looks likes a the digimons. :3

Huh? xD

But I do have a surprise for my DM and everyone for when Eurdik does remove his helmet and talks.

^ Like that cop who covered his sparkly moë eyes with dark shades.

I actually have something even better in mind. >w>

I'unno, is this normal DM-hate I'm giving, or am I pretty justified? It is a bit of a rant, but it's because I'm honestly starting to not enjoy myself. The campaign can be really fun, but the DM has been really getting on my nerves lately.

two sessions in a row that I've shut-down the boss fight before it even gets off the ground. I think the DM might rage-flip the table over if I do it again.

Strategy is:

Quicken Spell, Ill Omen - no save against, next time the target rolls a d20 they roll twice and take the worst of the two results - as a swift action.

Follow immediately with Suffocate - target gets a Fortitude save, and keep in mind they have to roll twice and take the worst result...

Assuming they fail the Fort save, they immediately begin to Suffocate

Next round, if they fail their Fort save again (with Ill Omen still in effect, since it lasts several rounds and resets on their turn), target drops to 0 HP and is unconscious.

At which point one of the melee fighters has closed the distance and can deliver the coup de grace.

Yeah. It's kind of hilarious to just shut the fuck down a boss battle.

^

So my mom got me Mansions of Madness as an early birthday present.


I have one friend who wishes to play with me, but he wants to be Keeper/DM. Hopefully we can get some recruits (maybe my brother...?) sometime before my birthday XD

^ Evard's Black Gate is pretty neat. Conjuration size 2. Effect area 5, each enemy, no ally. Pull 2 and restrain (save ends).

Sustainable.

Trollolololol.

Then again, Brawler Fighters can do pretty much the same thing even out of turn, and axe things in the face at the same time. Especially Warforged. Warforged, dood. Their name means "Made for axing things in the face."
(Specifically, they can auto-slam things they grab into the ground. Racial action economy.)

Huh, people think 4th has rules against being Evil? Then why would Evil be one of the main alignments? Why would Evil be a class-requirement?

That's crazy talk.