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pff being evil is so hipster


real men be paladins and a symbol of justice and all that is good

^ There's an Evil emo-paladin.

Be Lawful then. ´:3

Oh, wait. Emodins are also Lawful. Out of the vigilantism, into the wristcutting. Except it's really both, because Lawful Good. Except it's really neither, because Lawful Good.

^ Holy Liegesofa of Emotional Progress +3.

Yesterday's session in a nutshell:

1. Pissed off a level 40 character by having my level 1 character not give a damn his parents died and he was mourning. My character was an orphan, so she thinks he should move the hell on.

2. Pissed off the killer of the man we were accused of killing, after he ate my key to the pagoda we snuck into. He was making a sandwich, so my character just threw the plate on the ground. Got thrown agains tthe wall and taken down to 2 HP. Then my neck got snapped. I used my ability as a human to survive the snap and hold on with 1 HP. Then I got the hell out of there. Later, we find out that I was the spark for a police vs organized crime war.

3. In addition to not being allowed to utter the name of my previous character's daughter, I am now not allowed to brag about my tank. xD The funny thing is that this tank has been with us since early last semester. We got it in our second session of the first campaign.

Being a Witch is freaking awesome.

One of my new favorite things to do ever is using Slumber Hex on a flying creature and watching them just drop out of the sky. Slumber is great because there's no HD cap, and the DC is equal to my highest spell DC since Hex DCs scale based on level.

I did that to a flying creature when we were gliding through this weird extra-demensional dungeon will a drop into an infinity vacuum of space beneath us -- so the baddy just drops the fuck out of battle. Ahahaha. Sucker.

Kino, we need to have more people like you in the campaign I'm in. My DM needs more people to break the game as much as me. XD

EDIT: We have a gay wizard, if that entices you at all. xD

I do love to break the game!

My husband plays a Summoner and "Create Pit" is one of his favorite spells. We team up together, he and I, to do silly things like he'll drop them into a pit, I use Staggering Fall for the extra falling damage, and then I send a Cloudkill into the bottom of the pit to slowly Con damage them to death.

buhahaha

You see, our DM gets pissed when I do that to his bosses and mobs. Heck, whenever any of us CAN get that sort of teamwork done, he basically does some sort of bullshit move saying that we took the fun and challenge out of the fight.

I don't get how formulating strategies that use the very rules our DM set up against his own monsters is not a challenge. Especially when a lot of these strategies are depending on me rolling high (I've earned the nickname of Captain Crit after critting three times in a row one session and critting 4 times before that).

Can't he just, increase the CR or add some varying monsters? Oh right, it's a shaky, barely tested homebrewwwoops did I just say that out loud!

Yeah, it's why I'm trying to find a way to let my friend, who is currently our mage in that campaign, to let me join his campaign so I can play a real D&D campaign again.

I need to learn vanilla first. XD

But he does increase the CR, but the problem is that I get miracle luck at times and just find my way out of the problems he presents.

Then there's something wrong with his "game". But I digress. I had a wonderful game of Maid RPG today. Also, a friend of mine is planning on running a mecha homebrew. I hope it goes well considering that the only technology heavy games he's played/shows he's watched are just gundam rip-offs and space MMOs.