Golden Deer Pub Community Forums

My girlfriend has requested that I inform you at she is normally perkier and prettier than she is in that picture. Those are her terms for letting me show it to you guys.

Giggity.

thanks reynard, we all thought she looked gross until you said that

I'm really not sure how to take that, Noodles.

Total sarcasm 'cause she's freakin' gorgeous! She had nothing to worry about. :3

Right now all I can grow are sideburns and a goatee. Nope.

^ Wizardbeard is top tier. Happens to be final evolution of full beard.

i always think of this when someone mentions beards





listen to that crowd listen





i like beards too bad i can only get a scruff that i can stroke in deep thought

^ Mechanical beard-technology is still quite impractical, but progress is always nice.

My face has been healing up rather nicely since I have finally left my previous workplace. That said I still have a bit of a scar-tissue moustache. No more gross red mark over my right eye, though. (✿◠‿◠)

was your workplace a fight club

^ Something chemical?

Probably ran a furnace and air conditioning system that hasn't been cleaned or replaced in like five decades. As a result, everyone who came to work healthy would start to look sickly in about an hour. When I start to get all icky, I generally have a habit of rubbing the more irritable areas.