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freaking scp i get paranoid as shit if i read it



From a cancelled MMO of Fate/Stay Night
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Legendary Serial Killer

ASSASSIN // Jack the Ripper
STR: Rank C
STA: Rank C
AGL: Rank A
Mana: Rank C
Luck: Rank E
NP: Rank C

Birthplace: England
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Sex: Female
Height: 150 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Weapons: Knife, Black Scalpel

The perpetrator of a series of gory murders in 19th Century England; a young girl who embodies contradiction itself, combining the dual natures of "day" and "night." Her personality is both pure and cruel, and though her manner of speech is childish, she is quick of thought. Rationality dominates her behavior, but there are many inherent weaknesses to her psyche; she is inclined to repay cruelty with cruelty, and benevolence with benevolence. Due to her manner of dress, she rarely leaves her abode in daytime, preferring the cover of night to conceal her exposure. Motivated by a strong desire to have a mother, if her Master is female, she refers to them as "Okaa-san."'


Skills

Misty Night Murderer - Rank A: First strike bonus versus all opponents. Requires successful luck roll for use during daytime. A skill associated with nature as a serial killer rather than as an Assassin.

Mental Pollution - Rank C: Interferes with mind-related magecraft, increasing in strength with the Servant's engagement of crazed brutality. However, as the Servant's psyche has weaknesses, there are openings in this defense.

Presence Elimination - Rank A+: Near-complete elimination of presence, as a Servant or otherwise, which fails only upon the execution of an attack. The weakness of this skill is covered with use of Misty Night Murderer, allowing for perfect ambush.

Information Erasure - Rank B: Following the conclusion of an engagement, information regarding the Servant's True Name, abilities, and appearance are removed from the memories of all witnesses. This effect is enforced even upon digital recordings by a closed-circuit camera in broad daylight. However, physical evidence of the engagement is not removed, and logical deduction can reveal the Servant's identity.

Surgical Operation - Rank E: Self-repair capability with use of a scalpel. Though the techniques are inferior to modern surgery due to their age (120 years), the effects are boosted somewhat with mana.

Mad Enhancement - Rank C: A skill obtained if summoned within the Berserker Class. In exchange for a Rank Down in Luck and Mana, all other attributes are reinforced; Misty Night Murderer remains active at all times.

Noble Phantasms

Maria the Ripper // The Holy Mother of Dismemberment - Rank D
Four knives that are normally considered Rank D Noble Phantasms. However, empowered by "the tragedy and will of the 80 thousand children abandoned in London by prostitute mothers," the Noble Phantasm can guarantee instant death if certain conditions are fulfilled; if a) "it is night-time," b) "the target is a female wearing clothes that proportionally expose large amounts of skin," (although apparently the actual translation is just females in general) c) "it is misty," the knives manifest within the target's body, instantly vivisecting their flesh. Though the Noble Phantasm can be activated when conditions are not completely fulfilled, in the event of fulfillment, the damage rendered receives a large boost in Rank. This attack may be used at range. Physical defense is not possible, but resistance to curses may permit evasion.

The Mist // Darkened Misty Metropolis - Rank C?
A bounded field filled with mist, which inflicts death upon all normal humans who enter within a few turns. Mages who enter do not die immediately, but receive continuous damage. Heroic Spirits who enter do not receive damage, but Rank Down in Agility. As all sense of direction is lost within the field perimeter, a Rank B or higher in instinct is the only means of escape. The Servant who uses this Noble Phantasm can select who within the bounded field is affected. [/spoiler]

All the servants shown were hilarious


One's a trap knight
Shakespeare who's basically useless and just wants to watch
George who can make people turn into dragon with sheer conviction
Loli Frankenstein('s monster)
And Jeanne D'Arc who's pretty cool

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oh god linebeck

no goddammit I dont want to hear about the teachings of jesus christ of latter day saints GO AWAY

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