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GOING TO HIT NOODLES SO HARD

You know, noodles, there's a number you can call for this.

Just ... just saying.

whatever do you mean

And a note about pedophilia, I'm talking about a less usual kind. My friend likes girls half her age. Not referring to legal definitions or anything, as annoying as they are.

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noodles often likes older women because they are mature and understand themselves

Another cheesy joke...
Apparently, when Farrah Fawcett died, she prayed for all the children of the world to be safe. A few hours later, Michael Jackson died.

I feel a little bad for Farrah, mainly because the news is all about Michael's death and not hers. But I guess that's because Farrah died of cancer and Michael's death is bit more shady...

@celebrity death

It's because my internet broke! They're gonna keep dropping until I get it back.

@pedophiles

Technically, should be referring to pre-pubescent children. A pederast is the attraction to pubescent teenagers, specifically boys (like in the Classical Greek way of an older mentor with a young lover, 15-17 range).

Not going to touch the subject further as my rage is too great for rational argument.

@weather

100+ all week here as well.

ALSO:

I just returned from a camping trip.

Got talked into skinny dipping.

AM NOW COVERED IN FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES!!! *sobs!!!* Just on the back of my right knee alone I have 9 bites. I even have one BETWEEN MY GODDAMN FINGERS.

Please kill me. Please.

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Internet still broken BTW... am using friendly neighbor's wifi with permission
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Too many of my friends are bricks.

Edit - I take that back. Bricks have more expression and interaction than this.