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I found this short denim skirt in my house, just laying around.

I am confused. I don't know whose it can be, because my mom is the only girl in my house, and she is BIG. This skirt here is suited more to someone of my waist size.

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Obviously, it was planted there by your loving parents for YOU when they felt you were ready for the TRUTH

Your girlfriend forgot it after last week's dress-up party?
Or maybe you forgot to take it off after last week's dress-up party at your girlfriend's..

Or, wait, are there more clothes, and shoes with smoke coming out of them? Congrats, you defeated the wicked witch.

I don't have a girlfriend

what do I do with this skirt

PUT IT ON

hmmmmm

But first be sure to check any washing/care labels: "Do not wash with guy clothes. Machine wash cold. Line dry only. Wearing may cause magical pretty noodles transformations."

so basically what we're saying is WEAR THE SKIRT

even though I find denim short skirts to be hideous and trashy. But that's okay, since those two words describe noodles well.

And of course, pictures. kthx

Don't listen to them noodles~

Dispose of it. It will only tempt you into the darkness and your ultimate destruction.

And by destruction she means deliciousness.

I won't dispose of it, it isn't mine.

...but for the record I did put it on. I expected it to be thrilling or something. I didn't have any reaction to it other than being cold. But I don't have a good reason to do that again.

AND NO, NO PICS OF SKIRTNOODLES