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Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:38 pm**

<_< *sigh* It was a joke, but since it was 8am in the morning I guess I failed.

:3 Whenever my family goes camping we do this. "Hand me the can opener." "Sure, but where you want me to plug it in at." "HAND ME THE DAMN TURNWHEEL!!

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Can opener is primarily an electrical device. Honestly, I didn't even think you guys were gonna know what the hell a butterfly opener was :3

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:41 pm**

I'm 15 and I know what a butterfly can opener is... They are the superior can openr! Have you ever tried slitting someone's throat with an electric can opener? Pssh. Just try going on a murderous rampage while finding electric sockets near every victem!!

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:46 pm**

Jokes a lot of times fail online, due to the only text nature of online communication. Has happened to me, as well.

And can openers are primarily only an electronic device now because people are lazy and everything is practically automated.

And as for not knowing what a butterfly opener is, I probably am one of the oldest on these boards.

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:40 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:37 pm**

Wait. Wait.

Electric can openers?

The mind boggles.

I've never seen one. Don't know anyone who has one. I've also never heard the term "butterfly opener" before; that's just a can opener.

Posted: **Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:30 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:48 am**

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:46 am**

WHAT THE FUCKING WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?!!

But seriously how lazy do you have to be that you need an electric can opener?

Seriously.

But it is looking like the threat is diminishing. Not that that is stopping my parents from worrying their little hearts out, of course.

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:48 am**

...... *prefers electric can openers*

The reason I prefer them, though, is 'cause they make a cute little lid for the can that can be replaced back on (life saver for dog food) and there's no sharp edges to cut myself on <3

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:59 am**

Maybe I'd think they were awesome if I ever used one.

I must say, though, that I can't find fault with the regular kind. I like best to leave a tiny bit un-opened to keep the lid attached.

I guess I have to go to work tomorrow .... stupid hurricane... >__>;;

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:04 am**

Well ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK! I'll move the hurricane to nuke your work if you JUST ASK! >:D

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:17 am**

Well, electric openers would also be good for someone with arthritis in their hands or something. Idk.

Posted: **Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:29 am**

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