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Haha. What makes you think he is gay?

Hmm. Maybe I should sleep before I post anymore for the night before I say something reckless. But I want to stay up to watch the frog virgin burn itself out. :(

Just a hunch, I suppose. My friends think so too. Then again, I don't have a very good sense for these things sometimes, but who knows. I don't care either way, he's a great guy and I wish he'd come back and visit us. Does anyone want to buy me a ticket to Australia?

Could just ask him.

if you ask him if he's gay, and he's not gay, couldn't that be hurtful?

Ha ha. I know. I was going to be silly about it. It is a topic I have handled with friends before.

"But I think he is gay."
"... You could just ask him."
"But that would be so weird!"
"Very well. We will practice. Ask me."
"Ask you what?"
"Ask me if I'm gay."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"..."
"But I'm bi. <3"
"*sighs*"

Jokes aside, it is just best to let it come out naturally. Getting into the subject matter with something relevant and innocent.

"have you heard about this upcoming facebook thing, a day of silence for lgbt's?"

"no what's that"

"are you gay"

Ha ha. I was playing Kirby Super Star today with my friend, and I was totally using a surfer-dude kind of voice. Every single time he would grab food and share it with me, I would be like

"Whoa, dude! Kissing other dudes is like totally gay, dude!"

And then when he feels timid about it, I am like

"Come on, dude! Just one smooch!"

It has been a wonderful night.