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Ah, yes, I remember what it was like working an hourly wage for a corporate overlord, never allowed to stop moving, every second you're on the clock you have to be working...

Much happier working for a little independent business where I can mind the store on weekends and sit down when I feel like it, and keep a glass of water in reach, and eat when I'm hungry... <3

ohmygod there are children and they're crying gaaaaahhhhh

THE SOUND MAKES ME GO CRAAZZYYYYY FFUUUU MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP BEFORE I KILL IT

this is why I'm never going to have children; I'd fucking murder the noisy bastards

EDIT:

OMMGGG OMG OMG TRY NOT TO LOL KINO TRY NOT TO LOL

Mom walks through the door

Door swings shut behind her

RIGHT INTO HER DAUGHTER'S FACE

totally not funny

I swear

>__>

[hide]no it was pretty fucking hilarious [/hide]

I love kids (though I don't really want any of my own). It's the parents I want to bitch out for letting them run around and be loud.

I hate kids. They're loud and stupid and noisy; actually, they remind me of ill-behaved dogs in that regard.

And the sound of children crying makes my ears bleed. I cannot stand stand it.

I would honestly commit violence upon a child, so I can't have any.

It's better for everyone that way.

I find children annoying, but I more associate them with germs than anything else.

eeewwwwggghhh oh man, they're just nasty little disease-ridden rats

I like kids, too, although I can enjoy some humor at kid's expense so long as they aren't actually being harmed.

My immune system is like some sort of ScyFy channel movie of the week monster after years of working in nursing, so the fact that they are all basically walking disease carriers doesn't bug me. What bugs me is that they're always STICKY. What the hell is up with that? Do they like, secrete something from their skin? And why do they always have to grab at my glasses and leave irritating little fingerprints that don't want to come clean no matter how hard I scrub?