Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:17 am
Wheee~ I've been in a bit of a slump with writing lately. So I decided to try to do something fun and off the wall to get me back in the swing of my story. Not only did this help me to get back my voice for this particular piece but to reacquaint myself with my characters.
I wrote this within the span of an hour. It's un-editted and... well... I doubt it will EVER be published. I just picked a random theme and went with it. Oddly, the theme happened to be about the poor title of my story. This is NOT canon, though it's also a borrowed idea from an earlier version of the story. Waaaay back when I was first coming up with the idea of these books I wrote a story that featured another set of questors (who will show up and pre-date Maxine). The story started out with the boy, Lee, posting up his and his friends advertisement onto a town city bulletin board. On the top of the page was written The Little Questors. I liked the sound of it so much that it stuck as the title for the book - and then became the title for Maxine's book which I decided to write out first.
Spoilered for length.
[spoiler]The Little Questors - Short Story
P. M. Fischer
How The Questors Got Their Name
“Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!!” Maxine screamed loudly, waving something up in the air that flapped loosely back and forth.
Every eye in the pub turned to stare at the voice, but upon realizing it was nothing more than a twelve year old child, they all returned back to their drinks, chasing her out of their minds.
Kriss burried his face in the palm of his hand, completely embarrassed. “Can she be any more embarrassing?” he muttered quietly to Amar.
The black-robed boy didn’t even raise his head, which lay resting on his arm on to top of the table, to answer back. His full attention was on the black cat in front that was licking up milk from a saucer. “It’s only morning, sprite. She‘s just getting started. There are exactly eighteen more hours left for her to come up with more ways to embarrass herself.”
Shoving her way past the other patrons, Maxine slammed a sheet of paper on the table triumphantly.
Kriss left antenna dropped two meters as he shot her a dubious look. “And… what exactly is this?”
“It’s an empty piece of paper,” Amar answered coldly.
“It’s the answer to our money problems, actually,” Maxine answered proudly, taking a seat at the table. Reaching over, she petted the cat as she continued her explanation, “It’s a flyer, actually. This city has a bulletin board up on display in the town square. And wouldn’t you know it, it’s chalk full of all kinds of advertisements and help-wanted requests for questors such as ourselves.”
“Questors? Is that even a word?” Kriss shot back at her. Shaking his head, he ignored his own question, “No, wait, never mind that. So, what is it exactly that you want us to do?”
“Isn’t it obvious, sprite?” Amar answered, pulling the cat and bowl closer to him out of Maxine’s reach. “She wants us to fill out that paper advertising ourselves.”
“Ourselves?”
“Our services!” Maxine shouted again, a smug smile across her face.
“Our services? And… just what kind of services are we providing here?” Kriss asked, getting more and more impatient by the second.
Amar sighed, “Our questing expertise.”
“And we get paid for it. That’s the best part! Whatever job someone gives us we get MONEY! MONEY!! You hear that? Money!” She reached over her shoulder and picked up her braid of hair. “Ugg, to be able to afford a bath in a REAL tub. With REAL soap.”
Kriss sighed and pulled the paper closer to him. “So… what exactly do we right on this thing?” he asked, staring between the two of them.
“Oh, wait. I know!” Maxine said, snatching the paper back towards her again. She began the motion of starting to write something but stopped mid-action when she realized she was missing a crucial tool in the writing process. “Pen please,” she demanded of Kriss with a wave of her hand.
Kriss sighed and reached into the sleeves of his green and yellow habit. When he withdrew his hand again, he had a quill and ink set which he handed over to Maxine reluctantly. Snatching the items up, she dipped the pen and began writing. When she was done she had produced three words at the top of the page.
The Little Questors.
“That’s not a word!” Kriss screeched.
“It is, too!” Maxine snapped. “It’s someone who goes on a quest, you damn sprite!”
“I believe the proper term for that is ‘adventurer,’” Amar chimed in.
“Who asked you, Warlock?” Maxine spat, shooting him a chilling glare. “To hell with the both of you. We’re Questors, and that‘s final!”
“Little… Questors…” Kriss sighed. “Why Little? Couldn’t it have been ‘young,’ instead?” As a creature that was only the size of a three year old human child, Kriss was naturally a little resentful to being called “little” anyways.
“But, doesn’t it just kinda flow off your tongue that way?”
“Fine! Whatever I don’t care,” he growled, digging his hands into the roots of his two antennae. “So, what about the rest of it?”
“The rest?”
“Of the advertisement, you stupid human!”
“Oh, yeah… Ummm… I dunno.”
Kriss palmed his face once more. Regaining his composure, he then looked over at the Warlock who was petting his cat, retracing the places Maxine’s hand had passed. “What about you? You got anything to add to this hair brained idea?”
“Well, I suppose it should start out ‘For Hire:’ and then describe the three of us in some way.”
Liking the idea, Maxine’s pen flew across the paper. “For Hire: One human Magician graduated from the Middle-East Arcadian Magic School.”
“That’s a lie!” Kriss roared. “You didn’t graduate!”
“Oh, suppose I put down the truth then. Fallen Angel Re-incarnate who can see the World of Threads.”
“Keep your voice down, Maxine. Remember. You talking about something like that is how I ended up putting a knife to your back and taking you hostage when we first met? Do you really want a repeat performance from one of these much bigger gentlemen?”
Maxine glared at him. “And what should I put down for you? One human Warlock skilled in the art of assassination.”
Amar’s lips spread out in the chilly sneer of his, “That would be satisfactory.”
She rolled her eyes and started writing again.
“Wait! You’re not going to actually put that,” Kriss flared.
“One human Warlock skilled in the art of Red Magic.”
“It will do,” Amar agreed with a nod. Beside him, Kriss relaxed in his seat. “And what about you, sprite? Here’s one. One sprite, flightless and skilled in the art of - what was it again - Magic Investigation?”
Kriss shot him an injured glare. “Hey! Magic Investigation is very important,” he said defending himself.
“You’re right. You can tell me all the many ways I can kill you with my weakest spell and the many spell possibilities that could counteract them - except for one minor problem. You can’t cast a single one of them.”
“One Sprite,” Maxine interrupted the two of them, “skilled in the arts of holy magic and earth spirit summoning. Knowledgeable about magic.”
Kriss leaned his head for a second, analyzing the sentences in his head before nodding his head in approval. “That sounds about right.”
“Price for services: negotiable. Contact us at the Wyvern Pub.” Grinning broadly, Maxine then held paper up high triumphantly again. “AND WE’RE DONE!” she screamed so loudly that the man closest to her actually dumped his drink down the front of her shirt.
Kriss shot up from his seat, picking up their gear even as Amar also jumped up, mading a quick apology to the man who was just starting to his feet with a look that could kill. Amar then grabbed the arm that she was holding up with the paper and pulled her off the seat. Together the three of them made a swift exit.
Unphased, Maxine didn’t even pause outside of the pub. “You guys just wait here,” she called behind her as she took off at a dead run. “I’ll be back as soon as I hang this up!”
For the third time that morning, Kriss buried his face in the palm of his hand. “And she’s the Weaver Reborn?”
“The Elemental of Time must have had His hands full if she’s anything like His predecessor.”
“You know, the legends never say what exactly happened to Drakkar. I’d bet money that Remus found some deep dark hole and buried Him in it forever.”
Amar shook his head and sighed, picking up his cat, “Come on. Let’s go find her before she finds some other new way to embarrass us.”
The End.
Saddly, The Little Questors were never hired. And their money troubles persisted…
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