Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:36 pm
Thanks, Kimiko! You're brilliant.
Furthermore, I had a most terrible dream today:
I dreamed there was this crazy event in which me and few other girls were sexually lured to this friend of ours. In typical crazy-dream fashion, it culminates in one of my coworkers fucking him, but like me and this friend of mine kissing him.
So like my fiance finds out, and totally breaks up with me. I'm DEVASTATED by this, but in like a super-numb "I can't believe this is happening" sort of way. He also sends me an itemized bill for our relationship of all the money I owe him due to this break-up... which makes me laugh until I sob because it's so like him but also heartbreaking.
At some point it's revealed that I've become a millionaire somehow, so when someone asks me how I am my response is "Well I have a million dollars so I'm not going to blow my brains out"
Anyway, terrible dream. I wake up, and this conversation occurs:
Me: Oh! Oh, fiance, hug me, I had the most terrible dream! *describes it* And you sent me an itemized bill of what I owed you...
Him: Ha. That's something I would do.
Me: I know! But like I had a million dollars somehow...
Him: Well that's silly. I'd never leave you if you had a million dollars, especially if you didn't require a pre-nup.
Me: That's oddly reassuring.
Him: *rubs my back* See, there you go.
Furthermore, I had a most terrible dream today:
I dreamed there was this crazy event in which me and few other girls were sexually lured to this friend of ours. In typical crazy-dream fashion, it culminates in one of my coworkers fucking him, but like me and this friend of mine kissing him.
So like my fiance finds out, and totally breaks up with me. I'm DEVASTATED by this, but in like a super-numb "I can't believe this is happening" sort of way. He also sends me an itemized bill for our relationship of all the money I owe him due to this break-up... which makes me laugh until I sob because it's so like him but also heartbreaking.
At some point it's revealed that I've become a millionaire somehow, so when someone asks me how I am my response is "Well I have a million dollars so I'm not going to blow my brains out"
Anyway, terrible dream. I wake up, and this conversation occurs:
Me: Oh! Oh, fiance, hug me, I had the most terrible dream! *describes it* And you sent me an itemized bill of what I owed you...
Him: Ha. That's something I would do.
Me: I know! But like I had a million dollars somehow...
Him: Well that's silly. I'd never leave you if you had a million dollars, especially if you didn't require a pre-nup.
Me: That's oddly reassuring.
Him: *rubs my back* See, there you go.