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I got into because my mom works for the school district, hell yes

This one is just for school district employees.

Since its a credit union, not a bank, we had to meet certain requirements to open accounts here in Virginia. Mr Kino's status as an ODU employee meant it was cool I was unemployed (at the time) and that we were pretty much insta-approved. I think my credit union back home my parents joined because it was affilated with the university there.

OK SO SOS O SOSOSOSO

I'm in a giant warehouse, like giant enough for two castles and some wilderness to fit inside, like I think there were actually clouds in it.

On one end are some cash registers so it's somehow a huge store I guess.

I have a wartortle and fearow with me. I have pokemon with me because I'm not old enough to buy a gun.

I do something bad, like kicking over some sort of holy stone. Not sure, I think it was something like that.

The whole warehouse shakes, and I see a big shadowy blob forming in front of one of the castles. I feel a huge presence coming from everywhere, but especially in my mind. I think I started crying.

Out from the shadow comes THIS GUY


And he looked around for a second, but when he looked in my direction his eyes glowed a horrifying red, and he slowly started to float towards me. He was...idunno, 50 feet tall? So, that speaks little of how LONG he was, or how big his creepy tentacle wingspan was.

I keep saying "his" despite the thing being genderless. I don't know, it was a very masculine presence in my head.

I would try to run through the castles and stuff to escape, but he slid right through their corridors. I tried to fly away, but he flew right up after me. At one point I stood my ground and tried to fight it, but my wartortle and fearow were quickly withered away into dry dead bodies and hacked apart by unseen forces.

He kept speaking right into my head. <Death is inevitable.> The closer he got to me, the more overpowering it was. I had some kind of MGS-style inventory and I kept trying to hide in boxes and lockers and stuff. It was useless. He could smell my fearful thoughts.

I think when I woke up is when he finally got to me, right in between his spiky tentacle wings.



Fuck

That's crazy. No more hot wings before bed for Ryan!

I am on a ship for some Republican fundraiser, hosted by Cindy McCain. This ship is goddamn huge and elaborate, it is more like a floating garden estate than a ship.

Anyway, long story short, ship goes all Titanic, people are rushing to get off, except Cindy McCain keeps retaining them and pulling them back to do menial little things like push their chairs back in and put their drinks on coasters and throw their napkins in the trash, even as she herself runs around like a chicken with her head cut off screaming about how everyone is going to die.

Cut to everyone getting into life boats and getting off the ship, except Cindy, who is screaming and calling out to Jesus while she rushes about the boat, taking caring of all sorts of little OCD things, climbing into a lifeboat, and then getting right back out because she saw, for example, a good wine glass left on a table that she wanted to save, or something similarly insane. Everyone watches from the water and laughs. Fin.

Daddy has got to stop drinking.

I had this really awesome, yet weird dream this week. It started going downhill, when it became a nuclear winter. Basically, what happened was a Godzilla-sized Rick Moranis (well, considering Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, it is plausible) was fighting King Kong. The destruction caused a nuclear winter. Then it went to my life in an apartment with my mom and brother. Mom came back with a machine gun and my brother shot all our ammo at a wall for the hell of it... I was maaaad. Then I woke up.

I love you.

Ok so, in my dream, I was a bit younger, living in an orphanage...full of Touhou girls.



Dinner time was so wacky!

But anyway, my room was connected to Remilia's by a sliding door. But I'd only see her in the morning when she was brushing her teeth.

So one morning, she was out in the kitchen, getting some blood out of the refrigerator to drink.

I said something like "Wow, Remi actually came out of her room, hahaha." She gave me the most disgusted B( glare and went back to her room.

The person in charge of the orphanage, I don't know what you'd call them, but it was Byakuren, said "Remilia's been very depressed. She hasn't come out of her room in days because she feels awful about herself." And I felt like a diiiick.

So later on I went to her room and knocked on her door and apologized...

She opened the door a bit, and glared out at me. I told her again that I was sorry, and that it was ok if she hated me...

She said "I don't hate you...baka" and closed the door.

From then on, we'd talk to each other at night, and watch TV in the morning, and sometimes she'd get in bed with me, and I'd be happy to provide comfort for her... but I was nervous at first with her being a vampire and all.

And that was my dream.

[hide]I am such a nerd ;___;[/hide]

I can hardly remember my dreams. The only dreams I remember are dreams that involved people who meant a lot to me, or the dreams where I die.

From the top of my head, these are the methods of which I have died in a dream:

Buried Alive, Eaten Alive by Giant Fish, Drowning, Falling into a crocodile pit, being jumped on by a monkey while climbing a steep cliff, and being choked by my own sock.

And the other like... 3 dreams involves something about my social life, though I can never decipher them, regardless of how much I see them. [Pretty often in this case is about once a week]

Every other dream is forgotten 2 minutes after I wake up.