What do you eat?

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:34 am

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT CORN

IT IS QUITE EPIC

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Him: Gimme your food.
Me: No, make your own.
Him: I don't wanna cook.
Me: Eat a sandwich.

Him: The bread is moldy. Make me food.
Me: No, make some ramen. Make macaroni and cheese. Eat some cereal.
Him: nuuuu I don't wanna cook...
Me: Eat some of that corn my parents gave you.
Him: *opens fridge, stares at it* I don't wanna cook...
Me: So... just eat it.
Him: Can you do that?
Me: *googles* This person says it's fuck-awesome raw.
Him: Okay. What do you do?
Me: Shuck it. Eat it.
Him: Hope I don't die from pesticide
Me: Rinse it first.
Him: Rinse it?
Me: Yeah, you rinse vegetables.

Him: This tastes awful!
Me: Oh?
Him: This is so terrible!
Me: Well, then cook it.
Him: How do you do that?
Me: Boil water. Put corn in water. Wait 10 minutes, then eat it.
Him: *looks around* Where's the big pot?
Me: Got curry in it. Use the medium pot, it's under the cabinet.
Him: Uuuuggggghh! Why's it got curry in it?
Me: 'Cause I forgot to clean it out yesterday. Use the medium pot.

Him: How long do I cook it?
Me: About up to ten minutes. It'll just get softer after that.
Him: Oh, should I take it out of the water?
Me: Yeah, wait until it's boiling, then add the corn.
Him: All right.

Him: Do we have any corn on the cob holders?
Me: Nope
Him: When I was a kid we had these funky ones...
Me: Plastic, yellow, shaped like corn?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, those weird cute.
Him: Too bad we don't have some.

Him: You sure we don't have any holders?
Me: Yeah.
Him: How am I suppose to eat it?
Me: I dunno, stick two forks in it or something.
Him: Is that what the internet says?
Me: No. Just use your hands.
Him: But it's hot
Me: Take it out of the water and wait for it to cool off.
Him: Uggghh.... Ugggh I guess.
Me: Just let cool for a bit. Put some butter on it while it's hot.
Him: If I burn my fingers I blame you. I blame you, and I'm going to shove this hot corn into your eyes.

Me: So how was your corn?
Him: ... It was okay.

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Sampson · Postby **Sampson** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:58 pm

I have those yellow corn-shaped holders.

Twat · Postby **Twat** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:47 pm

I had those yellow corn-shaped holders.

We threw them out for fancy glass ones.

Postby **Maxine MagicFox** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:06 pm

o_O WTF, people actually USE those things?

^_^ Me and my family are BIG corn eaters. XD There's nothing better than corn on the cob! Though lately, I've gotten into the habit of removing the corn from the cob. >_> I hate biting into it 'cause it gets stuck in my teeth!

Oh, Kino! You know what you should try? Put some sugar in the water when you boil them. <3 It's SOOOOOO good that way. Makes it just a little sweet. :3 Putting salt in the water instead isn't a bad idea, either.

scy · Postby **scy** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:15 pm

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:29 pm

Postby **ZetaBladeX13** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:42 pm

Sampson · Postby **Sampson** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:27 am

Corn's good, although I definitely prefer it off the cob (I hate the feeling of having something stuck in between my teeth).

After an interesting conversation with my family, I realized everyone has a different apple preference.

My mom likes gala apples, which are fine, but definitely not my favorite. My brother likes red delicious apples, which I don't enjoy at all, mainly because of their rough skin. I prefer granny smith apples due to the tartness of them.

But, in the end, I'd take applesauce over all of them.

Twat · Postby **Twat** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:15 am

Getting it stuck in my teeth is part of the charm. :[

Rain · Postby **Rain** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:08 pm

I love corn on the cob. Dammit Kino, I want some NAO.

Onigiri · Postby **Onigiri** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:28 am

Corn on the cob.... hmmmm.... reminds me of the webcomic Bearnuts... in the arc 'Cracknophobia', Crack-bear is being put in the spotlight... he has a phobia of almost anything... including corn...

...> Crackbear looks at a plate of corncobs in his usual terrified manner <...
Prozacbear:
"Seriously?! Corn? In general , or the cob form in particular?"
Crackbear:
"IT'S UNHOLY!!"
Gaybear:
"I can see that. Any food that can go through your digestive tract and come out the other end looking exactly the same is a little disturbing"
Nerdbear:
"You're disturbing!.I'm trying to eat!"

or just read it here: (starting from the afore mentioned arc)
http://www.bearnutscomic.com/2009/04/24/70-bear-nuts/

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:27 am

On that note, I'm terrified of sesame seeds.

Also, I made my chicken noodle casserole again. I had a bit of a freak out when the power went out and my casserole still had 10 minutes left on the timer! (Electric stove) I just let it sit in the hot oven for the remaining time.

We were terrified to open the fridge, so I left it in the oven when I went to work. It was still a little bit warm when I took it out after getting home. It's sitting in the fridge now. I'll eat it tomorrow as well <3

Twat · Postby **Twat** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:55 pm

negzee · Postby **negzee** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:15 am

I EAT PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED LOLIS NO WAIT

Sesame seeds? Really? Any story behind that?

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