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Postby **zamisk** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:06 pm

Ahh, but compared to the men's room, ladies bathrooms are wonderful

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:30 pm

Postby **zamisk** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:01 pm

Solie · Postby **Solie** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:13 pm

Chrono Trigger
[spoiler]Tiffany, Catgirl Demoness says
I wonder who was their father though
Well, Schala turned the other way completely
Solace Arisato says
Hmmm...
Tiffany, Catgirl Demoness says
I'm opting for Magus being his own father
Solace Arisato says
Yeah there is no father to speak of, I guess they did it that way to focus entirely on how evil Zeal was.
...
Rofl
Tiffany, Catgirl Demoness says
What with going back in time, prophet-and-getting-close-to-the-queen-in-her-bed and all
Solace Arisato says
That's...
That's sketchy
Tiffany, Catgirl Demoness says
Well, they say he used what he learnt from the future to take his role as a prophet next to the queen
I say he has had plenty of decades to learn some tricks in bed after all those years spent in the middle ages
They never specified what kind of stuff he talked about!
Aaand now the character's ruined
Solace Arisato says
Magus:Quickly, to the black Omen! We must slay my hot evil mother
Frog: Thy what?
Magus:Whom I have seen naked a number of times
Frog: Irk
Magus: And shared many a sweaty night with.
Frog: *Sticking tongue out*
Magus: Of my own volition..
Frog: Thou art foul Magus
Magus: Sex.
Tiffany, Catgirl Demoness says
Also Janus has been sitting over a timegate for about 15 mins nao
Well that'd explain some stuff
How he became bitter and selfish, having daddy issues by being his own father.
Solace Arisato says
Janus: My father never loved me...
Magus: Yeah our dad's a di-...FUCK.
Its a continuous cycle.
It begins and ends with him
[/spoiler]

Drathi · Postby **Drathi** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:55 pm

xD YES.

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:30 am

So I'm talking to Mr Kino on the phone, since he's in DC this week:

Me: Hey, so, well, we're married and all, so I'm just throwing this out there -- I gotta pee. You want me to call you back or just, like go?

Him Well, actually, since we are married and all, I've been taking a shit this whole time.

negzee · Postby **negzee** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:53 am

(Context: movie recommendations, primarily Korean)

noodles> I also saw The Place Promised in Our Early Dicks
noodles> that made me cry
noodles> though it wasn't incredible
noodles> just good
negzee> You mean "Days"
noodles> oh
noodles> sorry
negzee> Or is this a porn parody?
noodles> no
noodles> i wish

Yoonah · Postby **Yoonah** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:55 pm

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:45 pm

Postby **zamisk** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:26 am

Kinokokao · Postby **Kinokokao** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:33 am

Me: Hey, did you get me anything for Valentine's Day?
Him: Nope.
Me: Good, I didn't get you anything either.

Sampson · Postby **Sampson** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:15 am

One day, in Sampson's spanish class...

So there was a test the teacher was handing back which had a question that asked what you'd do if you were principal.

Teacher:*to student* Er...what were you trying to say here?
Student: ...That I would help the students?
Teacher: You should've used "ayudar." You used "sentir." Your sentence reads: "I would feel the students."
Student: Did I still get full credit?
Teacher: I took a point off.

NessySchu · Postby **NessySchu** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:56 am

Yoonah · Postby **Yoonah** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:43 am

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