Funny conversations thread!

[Drathi]

[Riseatrance]

16:34:06 (TranceHime) 16:33:34 (Grefter) A Vagina Trance? <-- Well that's one way to look at it.
16:34:13 (TranceHime) Though the mental image of Nitori being a massive vagina is very scary
16:34:27 *Laggy join #[redacted] ([redacted])
16:34:31 (TranceHime) .lsfknksjnkn
16:34:41 (RandomConsonant) Naturally such thoughts beckon Laggy.
16:36:20 (Grefter) Perfection in ways that I cannot orchestrate even if I desire it.
16:36:48 (TranceHime) 16:34:31 (TranceHime) .lsfknksjnkn
16:37:37 (Laggy) pulls Trance by the leash.
16:38:00 (TranceHime) cough
16:38:15 (Laggy) Yes. You cough.
16:38:18 (Laggy) And gag.
16:38:23 (Laggy) You know how it's done.

[Drathi]

My way of being able to laugh at a situation that causes me much grief.

8:07 pm
I didn't get around to doing the subway battles yet
I will later
8:07 pm
Bust just charging through a bit
xD
8:07 pm
Chargin' your bust? ;D
8:07 pm
But I'm just*
No idea why my AIM spazzed and put bust
Oh well
BUST~

8:08 pm
Because you're trying to turn Kuro lesbian on me to troll me.
8:08 pm
*mumbles*

...he knows about my plan...
HEY DRATHI M'BOY! DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?
8:08 pm
My nose is stuffed.
8:09 pm
THIS IS TOTALLY SOME SORT OF VAPO-RUB! WITH MENTHOL GOODNESS!
8:09 pm
SNIFF IT UP!
*holds the rag out to his face*
8:09 pm
I can't! I have a booger-wall!
8:09 pm
>.>
<.<
*clocks with a claw-hammer*
BD
8:10 pm
*bleeds*
8:10 pm
*drags body away and hides under a rug*
NO ONE WILL KNOW MY SEEKRITS~
8:11 pm
*movie trailer voice* He thought the only person that knew his secret was dead...
but she was wrong.
This Summer!
Drathi and Kth in...
___________________

...got an idea for our movie title? XD

[noodles]

should there be names next to the timestamps

I can't tell who is who

[Kinokokao]

they're all him

[zamisk]

[noodles]

if all of Drathi's talk about his friends or role plays ended up being his own insane and desperately lonely imagination

well that would be interersting

[Drathi]

>_>;; Too lazy to put names.

And honestly, before I met those friends, I did have roleplays with myself. All of them ended with me falling down a giant pit and fighting as I fell. And surviving the fall.

[Doktor_Q]

That seems like a rather shoehorned end.

"As he strolled down the aisle, he noticed a sale sticker. He stopped and reached for the milk, but it suddenly leaped up and tackled him, sending them both tumbling into the great, black pit!"

[scy]

Thus started the great Bovine War. It was a bloody 5 years but eventually we prevailed.

Beef prices went down dramatically though for a good period of time. Activist groups rose up against the sale of war beef but fuck 'em; the premium for grass fed peaceful beef was just ridiculous.

[Drathi]

[Drathi]

Same guy as before:

Drathi 9:41 pm
The reason I'm asking is because--it may just be a coincidence-- she stopped talking to me once it disappeared. XD
Meh, it's a coincidence, I bet.
She's not there right now, is she? XD

Kth 9:43 pm
Nopes. XD
I even tried throwing M&Ms at her
Didn't work

Drathi 9:43 pm
Find some Doc11xRory fanart for her.
Maybe that'll grab her attention.

Kth 9:44 pm
Knowing me, I'll find a picture of Rory masturbating on a park bench
Not even sitting on the bench
He's literally masturbating onto it

Drathi 9:45 pm
Did you just think this image up in your head?

Kth 9:45 pm
Yes I did.
I regret nothing.

Drathi 9:46 pm
You liked it.

Kth 9:46 pm
...a little bit.
But then again, I do loves me some Park Benches!
Pwooaaarrr~

Drathi 9:47 pm
You'd get a splinter.
And paint chippings.

Kth 9:47 pm
Thats part of the thrill.

Drathi 9:48 pm
Most likely that paint is lead-based still.

Kth 9:48 pm
Nothing like the feeling of chips of dried gloss paint sticking into your urethra.

Drathi 9:48 pm
STOP.
STOP RIGHT NOW.
I'M CRINGING.
MY DICK HURTS.
YOU MADE MY DICK HURT KTH.
NO.

Kth 9:49 pm
...I regret nothing
_____________________

[Kinokokao]

As read in the newest issue of BH&G on my lunchbreak:

Context: BH&G is interviewing two little girls who started a backyard garden with their grandmother. In the photo, the girls are standing at the garden gate holding a chicken each.

Interview: Why do you garden?
Older Sister: blahblahseriousanswer
Little Sister: We have chickens!!

[Drathi]

[Kinokokao]

Text conversation with my mother:

Me: *blahblah car insurance did it online*
Mom: Too cool! I have a computer ? when u have time to talk
me: Well I can call tomorrow or after work Monday. Now's ok too if its urgent computer problems.
Mom: No problem, zipping thru now but talk later
Me: Ok
(5 minutes later)
Mom: Accidentally solved computer!

[hide]accidentally solved computer!![/hide]