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16:34:06 (TranceHime) 16:33:34 (Grefter) A Vagina Trance? <-- Well that's one way to look at it.
16:34:13 (TranceHime) Though the mental image of Nitori being a massive vagina is very scary
16:34:27 *Laggy join #[redacted] ([redacted])
16:34:31 (TranceHime) .lsfknksjnkn
16:34:41 (RandomConsonant) Naturally such thoughts beckon Laggy.
16:36:20 (Grefter) Perfection in ways that I cannot orchestrate even if I desire it.
16:36:48 (TranceHime) 16:34:31 (TranceHime) .lsfknksjnkn
16:37:37 (Laggy) pulls Trance by the leash.
16:38:00 (TranceHime) cough
16:38:15 (Laggy) Yes. You cough.
16:38:18 (Laggy) And gag.
16:38:23 (Laggy) You know how it's done.

My way of being able to laugh at a situation that causes me much grief.

8:07 pm
I didn't get around to doing the subway battles yet
I will later
8:07 pm
Bust just charging through a bit
xD
8:07 pm
Chargin' your bust? ;D
8:07 pm
But I'm just*
No idea why my AIM spazzed and put bust
Oh well
BUST~

8:08 pm
Because you're trying to turn Kuro lesbian on me to troll me.
8:08 pm
*mumbles*

...he knows about my plan...
HEY DRATHI M'BOY! DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?
8:08 pm
My nose is stuffed.
8:09 pm
THIS IS TOTALLY SOME SORT OF VAPO-RUB! WITH MENTHOL GOODNESS!
8:09 pm
SNIFF IT UP!
*holds the rag out to his face*
8:09 pm
I can't! I have a booger-wall!
8:09 pm
>.>
<.<
*clocks with a claw-hammer*
BD
8:10 pm
*bleeds*
8:10 pm
*drags body away and hides under a rug*
NO ONE WILL KNOW MY SEEKRITS~
8:11 pm
*movie trailer voice* He thought the only person that knew his secret was dead...
but she was wrong.
This Summer!
Drathi and Kth in...
___________________

...got an idea for our movie title? XD

should there be names next to the timestamps

I can't tell who is who

they're all him

if all of Drathi's talk about his friends or role plays ended up being his own insane and desperately lonely imagination

well that would be interersting

>_>;; Too lazy to put names.

And honestly, before I met those friends, I did have roleplays with myself. All of them ended with me falling down a giant pit and fighting as I fell. And surviving the fall.

That seems like a rather shoehorned end.

"As he strolled down the aisle, he noticed a sale sticker. He stopped and reached for the milk, but it suddenly leaped up and tackled him, sending them both tumbling into the great, black pit!"

Thus started the great Bovine War. It was a bloody 5 years but eventually we prevailed.

Beef prices went down dramatically though for a good period of time. Activist groups rose up against the sale of war beef but fuck 'em; the premium for grass fed peaceful beef was just ridiculous.

Same guy as before:

Drathi 9:41 pm
The reason I'm asking is because--it may just be a coincidence-- she stopped talking to me once it disappeared. XD
Meh, it's a coincidence, I bet.
She's not there right now, is she? XD

Kth 9:43 pm
Nopes. XD
I even tried throwing M&Ms at her
Didn't work

Drathi 9:43 pm
Find some Doc11xRory fanart for her.
Maybe that'll grab her attention.

Kth 9:44 pm
Knowing me, I'll find a picture of Rory masturbating on a park bench
Not even sitting on the bench
He's literally masturbating onto it

Drathi 9:45 pm
Did you just think this image up in your head?

Kth 9:45 pm
Yes I did.
I regret nothing.

Drathi 9:46 pm
You liked it.

Kth 9:46 pm
...a little bit.
But then again, I do loves me some Park Benches!
Pwooaaarrr~

Drathi 9:47 pm
You'd get a splinter.
And paint chippings.

Kth 9:47 pm
Thats part of the thrill.

Drathi 9:48 pm
Most likely that paint is lead-based still.

Kth 9:48 pm
Nothing like the feeling of chips of dried gloss paint sticking into your urethra.

Drathi 9:48 pm
STOP.
STOP RIGHT NOW.
I'M CRINGING.
MY DICK HURTS.
YOU MADE MY DICK HURT KTH.
NO.

Kth 9:49 pm
...I regret nothing
_____________________

As read in the newest issue of BH&G on my lunchbreak:

Context: BH&G is interviewing two little girls who started a backyard garden with their grandmother. In the photo, the girls are standing at the garden gate holding a chicken each.

Interview: Why do you garden?
Older Sister: blahblahseriousanswer
Little Sister: We have chickens!!

Text conversation with my mother:

Me: *blahblah car insurance did it online*
Mom: Too cool! I have a computer ? when u have time to talk
me: Well I can call tomorrow or after work Monday. Now's ok too if its urgent computer problems.
Mom: No problem, zipping thru now but talk later
Me: Ok
(5 minutes later)
Mom: Accidentally solved computer!

[hide]accidentally solved computer!![/hide]