Funny conversations thread!

[noodles]

[Sampson]

Warning: plays on racial stereotypes a little bit
[spoiler]You: hey
Stranger: Hello
You: do you know who i am?
Stranger: The invigilator ?
You: no
You: i'm justin bieber
Stranger: Oh dear. I am so sorry to hear that.
You: dun feel sad sugah
Stranger: But you are so horribly deformed
You: oh hell naw, i'z born this way
Stranger: poor sad little cripple
You: i ain't no cripple, i j-biebs
Stranger: poor poor little boy
You: baby, baby, you jus need soul!
Stranger: I am sure you will find a nice man to give you some proper lovin
You: I get all da lovin i need from my chicken and watahmelon
You: dun feel bad
Stranger: gotta go now and speak to an adult
You: bai sugah
Stranger: poor poor little cripple child[/spoiler]

I have more

[spoiler]Stranger: 19 m usa, u?
You: I <3 taylor laughtner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]You: OMFG I LOVE TWILIGHT!!!1!!!
Stranger: There was this orange toad at pet supplies plus so i asked the lady what it was and she informed me that it was a PAC-MAN frog. So i asked her if it ate power pellets and she said no. Then i asked her if it goes "WONKA WONKA" instead of "ribbit", and she walked away....
Stranger: so how was your day
Stranger: fanwhore
You: THAT DOES NOT HYAVE TAYYOR LOAUGHTNER
You: THEREFR I DO NOT LIKE IT
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: vampires?
You: NO I TEAM JACOB
Stranger: hmm dog lookin things?
You: NO
You: DOOG LOOKIN HUUUNNNKKKSSS
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: well you have consumed your life in a book/ movie
Stranger: that is quite saddening
You: I APPLETRECIATE THLE MORMON ELEMENTS INT HE BOOKS
You: THEY KEEP ME PURe
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: your caps scare me...
You: YOOUR BAD TASTE IN LITERATURE AGHASTS ME AS WELL
Stranger: Well then. you shall be a facebook post.
You: NO I'M A TEAM JACOB TWILIGHT HELLY AH POST
You: AND MYSpaCE IS WHERE IT's AT
You: OMGF asdfdsfjasd ARE YOU STILL THERE[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Stranger: Hey
You: do you like twilight
Stranger: no
You: do you like twilighbt
Stranger: NO
You: *twilightg
You: *twilgh[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Stranger: Hey
You: twlight is da bomb
Stranger: I agree
Stranger: it jurts many people
Stranger: hurts
You: its a good book
Stranger: Causes them terrible trauma, like a bomb.
You: or el libro because i'm affluent in spanish
Stranger: okay..
You: so are you team jacom or team edweard
Stranger: Twilight sucks ass....
You: *jad
Stranger: im team BLADE
You: *jacb
You: *jacobb
Stranger: The vampire slayer..
You: *jackob
You: *jacob
Stranger: fuck you suck.
Stranger: Im tean get a real life.
You: *edward
Stranger: Vampires are badass criminals
You: oh yay!!@11!
Stranger: not sparkly faggots with emotional problems
You: nou
You: *no u
Stranger: ....
Stranger: your just awful at everything
Stranger: like life
You: *you're
Stranger: you suck, at life.
Stranger: congratulations.
You: learn grammer nerd
Stranger: Your correcting my grammer..
Stranger: and then calling ME a nerd?
Stranger: you read fucking twilight!
You: and the host
Stranger: Your so bad at this you have to resort to picking at how i type.
You: *you're
You: *
You: **I
Stranger: See? You cant think of anything clever to say, so you just keep doing the same thing, over and over.
You: don't end a sentence with a preposition
You: it's improper
Stranger: You wish to engage in a battle of wits, but have clearly come unarmed.
You: et you brutis
Stranger: Your a complete fucking loser, I hope your away of that.
You: I'm not away
Stranger: Okay... now with the greek history?
You: Shakespear, actually
Stranger: If your going to aruge with me, do it properly.
Stranger: ......
Stranger: No, not even close.
You: Le'ts 'aruge" shall we
Stranger: Et tu brute
You: To be or not to bee my question is
Stranger: You still not able to come up with a valid point, so at my rushed typing you direct you query.
You: My quarry is full of rocks
Stranger: I wouldnt waste my time typing properly for someone who cant even think for themselves.
You: are you refering to urself?
Stranger: Thats Quarry, Query is to question.
Stranger: Yourself*
Stranger: .*
You: I blieve you mean TO quarry
Stranger: Anyone can correct.
Stranger: Believe*
You: *carrot
You: you can't carrot
You: wtf
You: learn logic
Stranger: *Your a complete moron.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[NessySchu]

Sampson is my new hero. That is all.

[negzee]

That hurt to read.

[Kinokokao]

pretend to be Obama and ask how they would improve America

[Yoonah]

every one made me lol XD

[Sampson]

[Yoonah]

[negzee]

[zamisk]

[Yoonah]

[Meep-Sheep]

Weirdest conversation I've ever had with another chick-friend sober via text O_o XD lol
not for kiddies?? *cries* XD... *is shot*
[spoiler]
H: Eeeeeeeeh babyy! XD
A: How YOU doin'?? *eyebrow wiggle*
H: *sparkly eyes* not bad not bad. And you???? *rolls on floor* baby.
A: I am hot. And by hot i mean smoking ;D oh baby~
H: Daaaayum baby id tap you!
A: Oh yeah baby I know you would~ oh snap.
H: Hot dyaummmmm fffff we are sooo totally gay ADUUUR~ ...ahem.
A: Oh yeah baby yeah.. I'm still on top ;D
H: WHAT. Whoa. Whoa. Wut. Srsly...whyyyy im strong enough to top! D:
A: You wouldn't be able to handle all this, yo. you'd explode. Literally. OH SNAP~
H: ._. w...what.
A: I think i just won this conversation
H: Pffff hell nooooo
A: Yeah. I think I just did. >8D haHA! IN YO FACE WOMAN!
H: Oooooh *karate stance* ill fight you brah! Come at me! I will DOMINATE you. D:<
A: You mean like how you tried and failed to last night? ^__^
H: Wha..what pfff i...er...uh...shut up
A: I win.
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[Etrian Veteran]

Sampson, that last one was priceless.

[noodles]

sampson is my mother, father, younger brother, and pet turtle

and Ariel, your "sober" clarification made me giggle. It's like, what if you WEREN'T sober?

[NessySchu]