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Warning: plays on racial stereotypes a little bit
[spoiler]You: hey
Stranger: Hello
You: do you know who i am?
Stranger: The invigilator ?
You: no
You: i'm justin bieber
Stranger: Oh dear. I am so sorry to hear that.
You: dun feel sad sugah
Stranger: But you are so horribly deformed
You: oh hell naw, i'z born this way
Stranger: poor sad little cripple
You: i ain't no cripple, i j-biebs
Stranger: poor poor little boy
You: baby, baby, you jus need soul!
Stranger: I am sure you will find a nice man to give you some proper lovin
You: I get all da lovin i need from my chicken and watahmelon
You: dun feel bad
Stranger: gotta go now and speak to an adult
You: bai sugah
Stranger: poor poor little cripple child[/spoiler]

I have more

[spoiler]Stranger: 19 m usa, u?
You: I <3 taylor laughtner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]You: OMFG I LOVE TWILIGHT!!!1!!!
Stranger: There was this orange toad at pet supplies plus so i asked the lady what it was and she informed me that it was a PAC-MAN frog. So i asked her if it ate power pellets and she said no. Then i asked her if it goes "WONKA WONKA" instead of "ribbit", and she walked away....
Stranger: so how was your day
Stranger: fanwhore
You: THAT DOES NOT HYAVE TAYYOR LOAUGHTNER
You: THEREFR I DO NOT LIKE IT
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: vampires?
You: NO I TEAM JACOB
Stranger: hmm dog lookin things?
You: NO
You: DOOG LOOKIN HUUUNNNKKKSSS
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: well you have consumed your life in a book/ movie
Stranger: that is quite saddening
You: I APPLETRECIATE THLE MORMON ELEMENTS INT HE BOOKS
You: THEY KEEP ME PURe
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: your caps scare me...
You: YOOUR BAD TASTE IN LITERATURE AGHASTS ME AS WELL
Stranger: Well then. you shall be a facebook post.
You: NO I'M A TEAM JACOB TWILIGHT HELLY AH POST
You: AND MYSpaCE IS WHERE IT's AT
You: OMGF asdfdsfjasd ARE YOU STILL THERE[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Stranger: Hey
You: do you like twilight
Stranger: no
You: do you like twilighbt
Stranger: NO
You: *twilightg
You: *twilgh[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Stranger: Hey
You: twlight is da bomb
Stranger: I agree
Stranger: it jurts many people
Stranger: hurts
You: its a good book
Stranger: Causes them terrible trauma, like a bomb.
You: or el libro because i'm affluent in spanish
Stranger: okay..
You: so are you team jacom or team edweard
Stranger: Twilight sucks ass....
You: *jad
Stranger: im team BLADE
You: *jacb
You: *jacobb
Stranger: The vampire slayer..
You: *jackob
You: *jacob
Stranger: fuck you suck.
Stranger: Im tean get a real life.
You: *edward
Stranger: Vampires are badass criminals
You: oh yay!!@11!
Stranger: not sparkly faggots with emotional problems
You: nou
You: *no u
Stranger: ....
Stranger: your just awful at everything
Stranger: like life
You: *you're
Stranger: you suck, at life.
Stranger: congratulations.
You: learn grammer nerd
Stranger: Your correcting my grammer..
Stranger: and then calling ME a nerd?
Stranger: you read fucking twilight!
You: and the host
Stranger: Your so bad at this you have to resort to picking at how i type.
You: *you're
You: *
You: **I
Stranger: See? You cant think of anything clever to say, so you just keep doing the same thing, over and over.
You: don't end a sentence with a preposition
You: it's improper
Stranger: You wish to engage in a battle of wits, but have clearly come unarmed.
You: et you brutis
Stranger: Your a complete fucking loser, I hope your away of that.
You: I'm not away
Stranger: Okay... now with the greek history?
You: Shakespear, actually
Stranger: If your going to aruge with me, do it properly.
Stranger: ......
Stranger: No, not even close.
You: Le'ts 'aruge" shall we
Stranger: Et tu brute
You: To be or not to bee my question is
Stranger: You still not able to come up with a valid point, so at my rushed typing you direct you query.
You: My quarry is full of rocks
Stranger: I wouldnt waste my time typing properly for someone who cant even think for themselves.
You: are you refering to urself?
Stranger: Thats Quarry, Query is to question.
Stranger: Yourself*
Stranger: .*
You: I blieve you mean TO quarry
Stranger: Anyone can correct.
Stranger: Believe*
You: *carrot
You: you can't carrot
You: wtf
You: learn logic
Stranger: *Your a complete moron.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sampson is my new hero. That is all.

That hurt to read.

pretend to be Obama and ask how they would improve America

every one made me lol XD

Weirdest conversation I've ever had with another chick-friend sober via text O_o XD lol
not for kiddies?? *cries* XD... *is shot*
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H: Eeeeeeeeh babyy! XD
A: How YOU doin'?? *eyebrow wiggle*
H: *sparkly eyes* not bad not bad. And you???? *rolls on floor* baby.
A: I am hot. And by hot i mean smoking ;D oh baby~
H: Daaaayum baby id tap you!
A: Oh yeah baby I know you would~ oh snap.
H: Hot dyaummmmm fffff we are sooo totally gay ADUUUR~ ...ahem.
A: Oh yeah baby yeah.. I'm still on top ;D
H: WHAT. Whoa. Whoa. Wut. Srsly...whyyyy im strong enough to top! D:
A: You wouldn't be able to handle all this, yo. you'd explode. Literally. OH SNAP~
H: ._. w...what.
A: I think i just won this conversation
H: Pffff hell nooooo
A: Yeah. I think I just did. >8D haHA! IN YO FACE WOMAN!
H: Oooooh *karate stance* ill fight you brah! Come at me! I will DOMINATE you. D:<
A: You mean like how you tried and failed to last night? ^__^
H: Wha..what pfff i...er...uh...shut up
A: I win.
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Sampson, that last one was priceless.

sampson is my mother, father, younger brother, and pet turtle

and Ariel, your "sober" clarification made me giggle. It's like, what if you WEREN'T sober?