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Funny conversations thread!
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fff, rather boost probes
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My mom and I were talking about college stuff and my sister was in the room. My mom and I reached a misunderstanding and me and my sister said this:
Sister: "Jonathan going to college is a option, not a choice."
Me: "A choice and an option are the same thing!"
Sister: *blank stare* (my guess is that she was trying to come up with something smart here?
Me:"..."
Sister: "Well going to college is a choice, not a option."
Me: "... go away."
She's like 12 or something... I lost count after like 8. Wait no: I stopped caring after 8. Yeah that's what it was. Why did I stop caring you ask? Cause that's when she starting thinking that everything revolved around her and she started turning into a... a bad seed we'll call it. Now we can't stand her and nothing we say is enough to teach her that she could get kidnapped, raped, or killed if she sleeps over at her friend's house who's dad is an alcoholic, if she goes into random people's houses, or if she goes to Six Flags with her little friends. She's totally ignorant and she ticks me off so much. Anywho that's that.
Sister: "Jonathan going to college is a option, not a choice."
Me: "A choice and an option are the same thing!"
Sister: *blank stare* (my guess is that she was trying to come up with something smart here?
Me:"..."
Sister: "Well going to college is a choice, not a option."
Me: "... go away."
She's like 12 or something... I lost count after like 8. Wait no: I stopped caring after 8. Yeah that's what it was. Why did I stop caring you ask? Cause that's when she starting thinking that everything revolved around her and she started turning into a... a bad seed we'll call it. Now we can't stand her and nothing we say is enough to teach her that she could get kidnapped, raped, or killed if she sleeps over at her friend's house who's dad is an alcoholic, if she goes into random people's houses, or if she goes to Six Flags with her little friends. She's totally ignorant and she ticks me off so much. Anywho that's that.
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Narmer getting has like 100 HP -> One-shots my whole party because I failed at whack-a-mole. Cue rage.I am terrible.
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That you are. How can you fail to hit him? There's, like, four different strategies to guarantee you'll find him! At least!
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Ha ha. I am pretty sure I could slap her, but she would break me pretty badly in the process. We are about equal in height but she is definitely bigger, and she lets me know that all the time.
If not for my sharp tongue she would always have her way with me.
If not for my sharp tongue she would always have her way with me.
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I just used moves that hit everything.
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even in a slap fight A O E
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When someone big pinned me down in school, they stopped when my skeleton made loud noises because I didn't accept immobility. Rejected! :3
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"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
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"Everyone else is idiots, Zamisk. And you am idiots. And I are idiots."
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Ahh.... Facebook statuses. A venue to try and say the most vulgar and terrible things possible so that their friends and family may one day wander over their wall and see the atrocity.
Probably NSFW.
Makes me feel so warm inside.
Probably NSFW.
Makes me feel so warm inside.
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