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My aunt signs all of her facebook posts.

It's so adorable.

(my aunt is also in her 70s)

xD That is charming.

"Thanks for all the anniversary wishes We had a great time seeing ya'll Linda"

"All fine here just the walls rattled Something for the anniversary book! Linda"

"Dylan won his softball game I am a proud Grandma Linda"

It's so precious. <3

Pi, Pikachu. :3

More like a funny situation I guess.

We were having a hard time getting the ancient wood folding table legs to collapse.

So finally I'm just like "fuck this. I'm googling this."

and I pull up the patent records for the table (filed in 1939!) and look at the diagram to see how the damn thing works.

So I come back over and I'm all "Okay, I looked it up. This is how you do it."

and my boss and co-worker were both like "wait, what? You looked it up?"

Me: Yeah. I found the patent.
Them: You... what?
Me: *points* there's the patent number stamped on the side there, I just went and looked it up online to see how it works

And then they all thought I was a total wizard genius.

you are a total wizard genius

hahahahaha

...


hahhahahahahaha...!

tee...teehee.

Through texting

Me: Hey my brother wants to know what you like. Dont say money.
Him: Pussy
Me: haha no. its for a gift.
Him: I dunno
Me: Clothes? accessories?
Him: New glasses? Dentistry?
Me: Too expensive! Think like $20
Him: $20 off glasses or dentistry?
Me: Oh nevermind.

So I told my brother "Anything with skulls especially things that involve drinking from them"

-____- my fucking husband, the worst person ever to buy a gift for.

^ Sounds easy. You're weird. :3

all he ever wants is money

it's frustrating as hell, because my family always asks me what they should get my husband, and I have to think wildly of what the hell to possibly tell them, because he's just impossible.

My friends and I in band about Skyward Sword:

Friend one: Is it better than Wind Waker?
Me: Yes.
Friend two: Is is better than Ocarina of Time?
Me: Well, Wind Waker is already better tha--
Both friends: SHUT THE F$%^ UP!

And then we all laughed, because they were perfectly synchronized and really loud and everybody looked.

better... than Ocarina...?

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