Funny conversations thread!

[Kimiko]

As long as you remember to check which hand is left or right, the rules aren't so hard.
Of course, it can get confusing, with having two hands and all..

[NessySchu]

I just generally sucked at all phyiscs in high school.

[Sampson]

[PLA]

[Twat]

12:24 - Amari: Are you Batman?
12:24 - Ninten: No! D:
12:24 - Amari: Why not?
12:24 - Ninten: I'm Ninten :B
12:24 - Amari: You can't be both?
12:25 - Ninten: I can't.
12:26 - Amari: Bruce Wayne did.
12:26 - Amari: I demand that you admit you are Batman.
12:26 - Ninten: But Bruce Wayne is Bruce Wayne!
12:26 - Ninten: And I am Ninten!
12:26 - Amari: You are Batman!
12:26 - Amari: You will obey The Empress!
12:26 - Ninten: Alright.
12:26 - Amari: Now...
12:26 - Ninten bows down before The Empress
12:26 - Amari: Tell ItL that you are the Batman.

Only because it would seem completely random otherwise.

[Twat]

14:11 - Anonymous: How goes?
14:11 - The Empress: Well enough.
14:11 - The Empress: Well enough WITHOUT YOU.
14:11 - Anonymous: haha
14:11 - The Empress: Stop laughing at my hurting.
14:11 - Anonymous: Sorry. :<
14:12 - The Empress: Apology not accepted.
14:12 - The Empress: I do not need your paltry hand of charity.
14:12 - The Empress: I can stand up on my own.
[At this point, they sent me Left4Dead2 on Steam]
14:13 - Anonymous: There you go.
14:13 - The Empress: I do not like this game.
14:13 - Anonymous: Neither do I
14:13 - Anonymous: I got it free.
14:13 - The Empress: Well give it to someone else!
14:14 - Anonymous: Everyone has it but you.
14:14 - The Empress: Ha ha
14:14 - The Empress: It is true.
14:14 - The Empress: Fine.
14:14 - The Empress: I will simply add it to my inventory.
14:14 - The Empress: Thank you.
14:14 - Anonymous: What
14:14 - The Empress: Maybe I can get a scrap metal for it.
14:14 - Anonymous: That's not why I gave it to you.
14:14 - The Empress: Yes it is.
14:16 - The Empress: Are you mad?
14:16 - The Empress: Do you want your game back?
14:16 - Anonymous: I'm so mad.
14:16 - Anonymous: I'm raging so hard.
14:16 - The Empress: Yes.
14:16 - The Empress: Steam shooting out of your ears.
14:17 - The Empress: Face all red and stuff.
14:17 - The Empress: Fist clenched.
14:17 - Anonymous: I think some veins popped.
14:17 - The Empress: Do you want your game back?
14:18 - The Empress: I have already played L4D2
14:18 - The Empress: I do not like it.
14:18 - Anonymous: I don't care.
14:18 - Anonymous: I just wanted to give it to someone who might enjoy it.
Anonymous has accepted your request to trade.
14:18 - The Empress: I won't.
[Gives them back Left4Dead2, along with a Half-Life 2 gift set they gave to me on Christmas]
14:19 - Anonymous: What
14:19 - Anonymous: You didn't even redeem my gift to you? ;~;
14:20 - Anonymous: DOES MY LOVE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!
14:20 - The Empress: no.
14:20 - The Empress: I was going to give it back.
14:20 - The Empress: Or trade it for some metal for TF2.
14:20 - Anonymous: I have a bit of metal in TF2
14:20 - Anonymous: Do you want it?
[Sends me a trade request, which I decline]
14:20 - The Empress: No.
14:20 - The Empress: Stay metal, son.
14:20 - Anonymous: Pff
14:20 - Anonymous: I don't like hats
14:20 - Anonymous: So you take it
[Sends me another trade request, which I decline]
14:21 - The Empress: You can trade metal
14:21 - The Empress: For like
14:21 - The Empress: items.
14:21 - The Empress: It is MONEY.
14:21 - Anonymous: But I don't give a shit
14:21 - The Empress: In the world of TF2.
14:21 - The Empress: You do not know that yet.
14:21 - Anonymous: yes I do.
14:21 - The Empress: Besides, I have everything I need.
14:21 - The Empress: My Pyro has like strange everything.
14:21 - The Empress: And a Vintage Vintage Merryweather.
14:22 - The Empress: Keep your slutty metal back, harlot.
[At this point they have constantly been sending me trade requests that I keep declining]
14:22 - Anonymous: I will continue to invite you to trade
14:22 - Anonymous: Until you accept it
14:22 - The Empress: fag
[I finally accept it]
14:23 - The Empress: I bet you are expecting a "Thank you"
14:23 - The Empress: Well you are not getting one.
14:23 - Anonymous: I don't give a shit.
14:23 - Anonymous: So fuck you.
14:23 - Anonymous: Enjoy your metal
14:23 - Anonymous: Faggot.
14:23 - The Empress: Maybe I will. >:(
14:23 - Anonymous: You're fucking going to.
14:23 - The Empress: Do not tell me what to do.

This is why you do not give me gifts.

There is a 90% chance that if you buy me a gift, I am probably going to sell it.

[Ninten]

stupeed ;__;

[Twat]

No. Smart and profitable.

[PLA]

^ But that implies actually accepting things to sell. Does not follow. :\

[Twat]

If he had not said anything, I would have sold it.

Just like I sold pretty much the rest of my holiday gifts.

Profit.

[Twat]

Amari says (23:49):
pho pho pho
Anonymous says (23:49):
yum yum yum
Amari says (23:51):
Want to know what else is yum?
Amari says (23:51):
Yoga.
Anonymous says (23:51):
how is that yum
Amari says (23:51):
It feels good.
Amari says (23:51):
Much like Boyd Holbrook's lucious body.
Anonymous says (23:52):
who
Amari says (23:52):
http://i.imgur.com/ppxTa.jpg
Amari says (23:52):
This one.
Anonymous says (23:53):
omg i think i just got a boner

[NessySchu]

Mmmmm...

[Drathi]

Me: "You should make a lolified version of a facehugger. ... Wait, that means she'll need a dick, I think."
Friend: "I WANT ONE."
Me: "Great, where can I put it?"
Friend: "Not a dick."
Me: "You're killing me..."

I'm surprised this girl and I have been friends for this long. XD

[Skele Von Mann]

well lolihugger wouldnt really need a dick to implant her eggs she just needs t





wait why am i even thinking about this

[Drathi]

You're not insisting she mentrate into our mouths...