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^ Kátoptrosexual and roselsexual, then. :3

I texted my mom: "I found Uncle Leamon's obit online. And I sent Aunt Elsie a card"

my mother sent back this exact message, precisely as I am about to transcribe it:

Thats nice dear

..... MOM WTF DOES THAT MEAN ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC OR ARE YOU REALLY THINKING THAT WAS NICE OF ME TO DO?!

Is there something wrong with my priorities? So, I was walking back to my dorm, when some girls were running to a party. One of them was in a tube top and was lagging behind for some reason. I'm eatting a sandwich I bought from Quiznos and all I hear is,

"MY TITTIES ARE FALLING OUT! Hold on! They're falling out!"

I just continued walking like nothing happened, and those girls eventually walked ahead of me. They noticed I was the only guy in the area, when it happened and pretty much I just had this look of,

"Damn this is a fiiiiine sammich." on my face.

Depending on the type of sub, that would have been my exact reaction.

She really called them 'titties'? *giggle*

warning: extremely NSFW language:

^ Ah, constructicons.