Funny conversations thread!

[ClefdeSoll]

I'd totally copy-paste this conversation, but it's in French. But the funny part's in English since I translated and she's telling me her dream anyway, SO I WILL. I'm #ffffff.

[12:33:26] #ffffff: ARGHHHH I bit my teeth T^T
[12:33:49] Azael Lysler: y en a un (que le téléphone ma réveillé teeeeellement pas au bon moment paske le reve tait full le fun)

stait FFIX, pis j'étais sur le Prima Vista (un bateau qui vole et qui appartient a une troupe de voleurs/acteurs dont fait parti le personnage principal) pis y avait tous les persos du jeu pis les membres de la troupe pis toutte, pis le monde me reconnaissait pas, surtout la personne que je voulais qu'y me reconnaisse (jdevais être en mode post-Kidann j'imagine) fak jm'étais choquée pis jtait allée me cacher kekpart sur le pont (en passant a coté de celui que jvoulais qu'y mreconnaisse xD) pis javais monté une échelle ------LOL BIT YOUR TEETH I DON'T EVEN--------
[12:35:11] Azael Lysler: pis y avait des moogles, pis Zidane est monté me rejoindre paske dans sa tête a lui faut que tlm y soit content, fak jme suis tchowée ailleurs mais y m'a suivi pareil. Chu allée m'asseoir kekpart de trankil pour regarder le paysage (lol des nuages) assis en boule, les bras croisés sur les genoux pis y est venu s'asseoir a coté de moi, pis y a commencé a parler tout seul pis a raconter n'importe quoi paske y est con
[12:35:22] Azael Lysler: ((c vraiment débile comme reve quand on y pense xD))
[12:36:17] Azael Lysler: pis la Vivi est arrivé, pis la heu, jme suis laissé tomber sur le flanc pour somnoler, pis Zidane y a cru que je dormais fak y a décidé que lui y manigancait un party pour moi =3= pendant ce temps la Vivi y est venu me mettre une couvarte dessus paske dormir sur un pont dans le ciel c frette
[12:36:27] Azael Lysler: mais jfaisais juste semblant de dormir
[12:36:29] Azael Lysler: PIS LA LE TÉLÉPHONE A SONNÉ
[12:36:37] Azael Lysler: PIS JAI PAS EUT MON PARTY D<
[12:37:13] #ffffff: AWWW
[12:37:32] Azael Lysler: I.DIDN'T.GET.MY.PARTY
[12:37:36] Azael Lysler: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<
[12:37:39] Azael Lysler: xDDDDD
[12:38:15] #ffffff: YOUR PARTY.
[12:38:21] #ffffff: MY TEETH, I BIT MY TEETH.
[12:38:31] #ffffff: IT'S REALLY NOT PLEASANT.
[12:39:17] Azael Lysler: but how can you bite your teeth?
[12:39:18] Azael Lysler: with your teeth xD
[12:39:23] #ffffff: well
[12:39:24] #ffffff: well
[12:39:30] #ffffff: I don't know it just happened ok
[12:39:30] #ffffff: XD
[12:40:17] Azael Lysler: LOL
[12:40:19] Azael Lysler: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


EDIT: Then someone else comes online and this happens.

[12:40:54] Leland: WHO?
[12:40:55] Leland: WAT
[12:41:01] Leland: WHERE WAS I WHEN THIS WAS SENT
[12:42:16] #ffffff: WHAT
[12:42:22] #ffffff: also I just bit my teeth
[12:42:37] Leland: How do you- Nevermind.
[12:43:05] #ffffff: HI.
[12:43:14] Leland: HELLO
[12:43:16] Leland: WHAT IS UP?
[12:43:21] #ffffff: I BIT MY TEE---NOTHING.

[Kimiko]

Lol, French shorthand typing. And you thought English teachers had it bad with kids misspelling words..

[ClefdeSoll]

Oh, you have no idea how BAD my French gets with chatspeak. I come from Quebec, the land where we scrap French! X'D

[Yoonah]

oh ho ho ho
So glad I'm taking french XD

[Kinokokao]

French was an easy language to learn, because so much of the English lexicon is french anyways thanks to that asshole Will the C

of course I let it all leak out of my brain like bad pudding after I was done with the class

[zamisk]

I have a 70 in high school french, but that's mostly pity marks. I am awful. Forced to take it though, so :T

[Kinokokao]

So what you're saying is that you sound stupid in two languages

[ClefdeSoll]

why all this hate towards the French language ;7;

[17:45:42] Azael Lysler: http://did-you-kno.tumblr.com/post/20427393004/source
[17:46:31] #ffffff: omg LOL
[17:46:51] #ffffff: wanted: a small boy who thinks he can lick me
[17:46:53] #ffffff: ................................................
[17:47:04] Azael Lysler: wtf
[17:47:12] #ffffff: that's written on the sign.
[17:47:16] #ffffff: I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.
[17:47:53] Azael Lysler: OMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Curry-Kohai]

None of those people are me, by the way.

Jesus was baked to the cross.
Forgive them Lord, they donut know what they've done.
Needless to say, God was still pretty croissant at them.
Heh heh heh...

[ClefdeSoll]

OMG THESE WORD GAMES /CRYING

[Curry-Kohai]

Hey hey, don't cry just yet Clef, we need to get the choux on the road!

[Kinokokao]

(11:56:38 AM) me: HE IS HERE!!! Godspell opens tonight at SDI! Get your tickets now! Wear your tye die, beads and flowers as we celebrate the parable of Jesus Christ through song! 
(11:56:47 AM) me: wtf
(11:56:54 AM) me: that's my cousin's FB status
(11:57:24 AM) nathan: hahahha
(11:57:42 AM) nathan: sounds like a good time.
(11:57:49 AM) me: let's go
(11:57:52 AM) me: super high
(11:57:56 AM) me: and celebrate the LORD
(11:58:20 AM) nathan: YES!

[Curry-Kohai]

Seems like a rockin' party Kino.
Let's stay up all night in the repenthouse!

[Yoonah]

[noodles]

I fucking love puns