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Got off at the wrong metro stop and wandered around in the cold and rain until I figured out where I needed to be

Then on the way back I rode the metro for 3 stops in the wrong direction.

GPS kept trying to take me into the HOV lane. Constantly. WHY DO YOU HATE ME GPS

Lost my car in the parking lot and had to wander around for 20 minutes in the cold in my goddamn hose and tiny fucking business suit pencil skirt. Guess there's two different zones that are both 5F AND WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BOTHER LABELING THE ZONES IN THAT CASE fuckyou

But at least I conquered traffic LIKE A BOSS and made good time both on the drive there and the drive back

Also sleeping in my own bed last night amaaaazing <3

^ GPS is hours of entertainment. :3

Edit: My chest hurts.

Shaking. Laughing. I know now. I finally know! That I am the worst blight on this existence.

It's exhilarating!

That statement doesn't even make sense. =|

I've personally met worse blights on existence.

While driving UNDER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN IN THE BAY-BRIDGE TUNNEL

GPS: "Heavy traffic detected. Recalculating"

Bitch where am I gonna go, barrel through the tunnel walls and become a whale? WTF

GPS: "Do it. Blaze that trail. We'll name the new route after you."

GPS: TURN LEFT TO HOV-95

HEY I AM ONLY ONE PERSON I CANT BE IN THE HOV LANE

GPS: DO IT

DO IT

goddammit gps

What model of GPS is it?

uh

Garmin Nuvi.... something.

Ours GPS is Magellan, like the explorer dude

wow. do I live in a life of hungover regret right now. bllerrggghh. Celebratory drinking got a bit out of hand. Looks like I didn't post anything too crazy at least ^^;;

Sounds like you had a good time.