Rant/Complain Thread: u mad?

[Cottontofu]

Not a rant but watching my English teacher licking his own wrinkled balls is embarrassing...

[Reynard-Miri]

What? o_O

[Cottontofu]

Fortunately he didn't take off his pants but hearing him saying "I'm smart", "As I expected"... It's like watching him licking his testicles...

[Drathi]

So, I want a PS Vita to replace my PSP, which now has a screwy analog stick. Then, I find out the Vita has no UMD... so, if I wanna play my games, I'd have to buy them again, it looks like.

That just sucks...

And yes, I haven't been paying attention to news about the Vita. XD

[Reynard-Miri]

You know that feeling you get when you realize abstractly what the problem is, but you don't know the specifics and, even if you did, you probably wouldn't have access to fix them? It's not a good feeling.

[PLA]

^ True.

[Maxine MagicFox]

....... I used guides in the attempt to make my life easier when cutting these images... now that I'm done and loaded up the images in their script thinking "OMG I'M NEARLY DONE" ...... why are the images not lined up properly........ ..... WTF?!

[PLA]

My toxic perfectionism is flaring up recently. Combing hair takes too long like this. Have to be more permitting again.

[Hong]

I know you mean well, but I do not like it when people wake me up to eat. Tonight was my one chance for good sleep in the past week... I can eat when I wake up.

[Cottontofu]

Since it's Monday I should have expected to have a horrible day...

-My English teacher who can't stop licking his testicles, being Captain Obvious and telling us to do pointless stuff
-My teacher at driving school who loves putting a lot of pressure on me (even if he's good)
-My Spanish teacher who goes too fast during her lectures and wants us to subtitle a bad French movie
-My phone who doesn't work properly (I'm gonna get it repaired soon)
-Too little time to do exactly what I want and need to
-Getting hungry every 5 minutes

[negzee]

Eat your teachers.

Then take their phones.

[PLA]

^ Eating people solves so many problems.

[Reynard-Miri]

JavaScript does not tell you that you're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole until you try to do so and fail miserably.

[Maxine MagicFox]

Javascript will also not tell you when you have put a round peg into a square hole - making you think you were successful for a little while... until it fails miserably and forces you to search for it for an hour.

[Reynard-Miri]

JavaScript will, in fact, not tell you that you are attempting to fit a round peg into a walrus holding a bucket of cheese, either.